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DutchTeenCash 12-05-2006 08:35 AM

And then your halfsister turns out to be... [TOO funny story]
 
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2191192

I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/big16ec.jpg

My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?

a1ka1ine 12-05-2006 08:38 AM

nice viral marketing!

DutchTeenCash 12-05-2006 08:39 AM

yeah its either too funny or smart marketing

a1ka1ine 12-05-2006 08:39 AM

bangbros guys are such smart people! if they designed spaceships rather than sold porn, maybe there would have been the first man on mars by now :D

JD 12-05-2006 08:45 AM

holy shit man HOOK ME UP!

edit: just noticed the link lol. either way... hook it up :winkwink:

Pimpin_J 12-05-2006 08:45 AM

uhm.... owned?

DutchTeenCash 12-05-2006 08:47 AM

if its fake it sure must be funny for the BB guys to see their own marketing trick turn up on GFY again :)

mikeyddddd 12-05-2006 08:55 AM


reynold 12-05-2006 09:01 AM

Well done story. I'm quite impressed. :)

ForteCash 12-05-2006 09:05 AM

Oh shit thats funny if its true!

My favorite part:

Quote:

I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

natas 12-05-2006 09:10 AM

I'm speechless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

~Ray 12-05-2006 09:37 AM

say hi to your sister for me...
http://www.advertisingsex.com/sist.jpg

stef_girls18 12-05-2006 09:39 AM

nice marketing trick for sure

SxDx 12-05-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11460697)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 12-05-2006 10:10 AM

Very clever :D Too bad it'll now be imitated to death.

StuartD 12-05-2006 10:29 AM

http://www.ratemypaysite.com/fansigns/kasey.jpg

:thumbsup

rodney25 12-05-2006 11:48 AM

She's beautiful, bro. You should be rproud of her. :pimp

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 11461015)
say hi to your sister for me...
http://www.advertisingsex.com/sist.jpg

:thumbsup !!

Kacey 12-23-2006 08:01 AM

whoever made up this RIDICULOUS story is a complete fool. first of all, I dont have ANY brothers and second of all, I wasnt even at my parents house for thanksgiving. so, for anyone that did believe that, its completely not true.

kacey

DutchTeenCash 12-23-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kacey (Post 11579192)
whoever made up this RIDICULOUS story is a complete fool. first of all, I dont have ANY brothers and second of all, I wasnt even at my parents house for thanksgiving. so, for anyone that did believe that, its completely not true.

kacey

wow never expected a reply from you

well obviously it was a marketing stunt - everyone here understands that

SlamDesigns 12-23-2006 09:19 AM

lol Yeah, it was a good story though. Whoever came up with it...I hope...was an affiliate, because this story has been around every fucking message board that I've been on since Thanksgiving.

Kacey 12-24-2006 07:32 AM

yeah, no kidding. Ive seen it everywhere!

DutchTeenCash 12-24-2006 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kacey (Post 11585957)
yeah, no kidding. Ive seen it everywhere!

well try to make something out of it, arrange some SEO, youve got the kacey domain so you must be able to make a nice buck out of this :)

merry xmas!


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