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Dirty F 12-03-2006 08:46 AM

Im amazed with this fleshratio ratio bs
 
Edit: Cant fucking edit the title. Obviously i meant fleshlight.

I never seen a thread on gfy where its SO FUCKING CLEAR that sales basically stopped after moving to nats. Its not 1 or 2 webmasters who claim that, not one dozen, no like everyone whos pushing them has the same story.

Now the part that amazes me how they just say "nothing wrong here". If you have a problem please contact us blah blah.

I mean thats just crazy and really beyond me.

I dont think ive ever seen something like that before.

Dirty F 12-03-2006 08:48 AM

And the next person who claims you cant shave with NATS can suck my black cock.

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:00 AM

They dont really run NATS. They basically just use the cookies to track the incoming traffic and from there its up to them how many sales they will credit you by adding the sales manually

And I dont understand why the hell NATS would let them use the script like they do. They Give NATS a bad name and leach off their "no shaving" image.

Fleshlight, you CHEAT your webmasters, and that is the reason your traffic down. You proberly dont give a shit because you have made so much from it now.

Do I have prove? no screenshots, but take a look at amount of people that tell the same story - go figure

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11443929)
And the next person who claims you cant shave with NATS can suck my black cock.

yeah, makes you wonder huh......

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:02 AM

you guys should promote us instead :2 cents:

see sig

alexg 12-03-2006 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11443929)
And the next person who claims you cant shave with NATS can suck my black cock.

you're black?

DarkJedi 12-03-2006 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11443981)
They basically just use the cookies to track the incoming traffic and from there its up to them how many sales they will credit you by adding the sales manually

No shit?



:helpme

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11443999)
you guys should promote us instead :2 cents:

see sig

I would never send one hit to any kind of penile enlargement program. ZERO!!

you are all a bunch of scammers taking money from men who dream of a bigger penis. You are no better than those selling fake miracle cures to cancer patients.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:16 AM

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...fleshlight.com

DutchTeenCash 12-03-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11443981)
They dont really run NATS. They basically just use the cookies to track the incoming traffic and from there its up to them how many sales they will credit you by adding the sales manually

Pls tell me thats not true cause that would open some doors I wanna see closed

Dirty F 12-03-2006 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444093)
Pls tell me thats not true cause that would open some doors I wanna see closed

Yes its true.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444048)
I would never send one hit to any kind of penile enlargement program. ZERO!!

you are all a bunch of scammers taking money from men who dream of a bigger penis. You are no better than those selling fake miracle cures to cancer patients.

You asshole, read my sig! its an exercise program designed after ancient taoist and tantric sex exercises!!!!!

The whole reason I started selling the techniques is becuase i was getting such great gains from them! i used the damn techniques for over a year before I even thought to sell them :2 cents:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444048)
I would never send one hit to any kind of penile enlargement program. ZERO!!

you are all a bunch of scammers taking money from men who dream of a bigger penis. You are no better than those selling fake miracle cures to cancer patients.





Alot of that stuff really works.....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444093)
Pls tell me thats not true cause that would open some doors I wanna see closed



I have seen them say it themselves on this board, it is because nats is not designed for tangables......

stickyfingerz 12-03-2006 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11443981)
They dont really run NATS. They basically just use the cookies to track the incoming traffic and from there its up to them how many sales they will credit you by adding the sales manually

And I dont understand why the hell NATS would let them use the script like they do. They Give NATS a bad name and leach off their "no shaving" image.

Fleshlight, you CHEAT your webmasters, and that is the reason your traffic down. You proberly dont give a shit because you have made so much from it now.

Do I have prove? no screenshots, but take a look at amount of people that tell the same story - go figure

You make some pretty bold statements there. Yet you state you have no proof.....

Doctor Dre 12-03-2006 09:23 AM

l0ol
1000th thread about fleshlight cash ratios gone bad since they moved to Nats.

Holly 12-03-2006 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11443981)
They dont really run NATS. They basically just use the cookies to track the incoming traffic and from there its up to them how many sales they will credit you by adding the sales manually

If true, that's definitely interesting.

Doctor Dre 12-03-2006 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444115)
I have seen them say it themselves on this board, it is because nats is not designed for tangables......

What the fuck would it change ??? You explain that to me.

Theo 12-03-2006 09:25 AM

This is not a valid reason imho. It's common practise not to give affiliates credit in real-time for tangibles products and it's related with the additional difficulties this type of billing/shipping has compared to an online membership. CJ/Linkshare/Amazon etc they handle the most popular tangibles products. None of those will give you credit for sale in real-time and as thinkx said this opens many doors. I think you should contact them and get full info on how this process is handle. I haven't seen their stats, but do you see for example both PENDING sales (leads) and EXECUTED sales?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444106)
You asshole, read my sig! its an exercise program designed after ancient taoist and tantric sex exercises!!!!!

The whole reason I started selling the techniques is becuase i was getting such great gains from them! i used the damn techniques for over a year before I even thought to sell them :2 cents:

Good stuff, I thought you had herbs, I know alot of them do work.


Exercising though, I know for sure from my own personal experience, I read about it years ago in a porno mag..... I am gonna sign up :thumbsup

Quote:

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QuaWee 12-03-2006 09:27 AM

I wonder how they are handling phone call orders, so that affiliates get credit

Roald 12-03-2006 09:29 AM

you can't shave with NATS!

DutchTeenCash 12-03-2006 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 11444143)
This is not a valid reason imho. It's common practise not to give affiliates credit in real-time for tangibles products and it's related with the additional difficulties this type of billing/shipping has compared to an online membership. CJ/Linkshare/Amazon etc they handle the most popular tangibles products. None of those will give you credit for sale in real-time and as thinkx said this opens many doors. I think you should contact them and get full info on how this process is handle. I haven't seen their stats, but do you see for example both PENDING sales (leads) and EXECUTED sales?

ok help me out why would tang items be harder to put in realtime then nontang

I can think of items being returned, but then again non tang has cb too

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444150)
Good stuff, I thought you had herbs, I know alot of them do work.


Exercising though, I know for sure from my own personal experience, I read about it years ago in a porno mag..... I am gonna sign up :thumbsup

Thanks Jon! After you signup, email me your affiliate ID to [email protected] and I'll set your account for $50 per signup, even on trials :thumbsup

Roald 12-03-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee (Post 11444154)
I wonder how they are handling phone call orders, so that affiliates get credit

I doubt you get credit for any phonecall sale :2 cents:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11444131)
What the fuck would it change ??? You explain that to me.


I am nautral here.... But if you think about it.... Nats is design for members based sites, not goods that get shipped, nats has no way of telling if the item shiped or not....

People from fleshlights have said it thereselves, when nats was brought in there was a few issues, they said they are all taking care of and suggest any problems people are having are due to there marketing technics....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444175)
Thanks Jon! After you signup, email me your affiliate ID to [email protected] and I'll set your account for $50 per signup, even on trials :thumbsup


Good stuff, thanks bro :thumbsup

poisson 12-03-2006 09:33 AM

i'm suffering of this switch to. was doing real good before the change. Now nada.

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444106)
You asshole, read my sig! its an exercise program designed after ancient taoist and tantric sex exercises!!!!!

The whole reason I started selling the techniques is becuase i was getting such great gains from them! i used the damn techniques for over a year before I even thought to sell them :2 cents:


No it dont work. you are exploiting peoples fears and insecurity, just like Hitler did when he turned his country in to a Nationalistic socialist state.

You dont burn Jews of course, you just take peoples money. Its like The H.C Anderson fairytale "the emperors new cloth"

stickyfingerz 12-03-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444172)
ok help me out why would tang items be harder to put in realtime then nontang

I can think of items being returned, but then again non tang has cb too

You cant charge a customers card until an item actually ships for one thing.

DutchTeenCash 12-03-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 11444177)
I doubt you get credit for any phonecall sale :2 cents:

exactly

thats like paysites with money order payment possibility / which obviously sucks

youll never get credited for those as affiliates

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee (Post 11444154)
I wonder how they are handling phone call orders, so that affiliates get credit

Great question...? There should be some kind of extention with the numbers, anyone know if there is?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444196)
No it dont work. you are exploiting peoples fears and insecurity, just like Hitler did when he turned his country in to a Nationalistic socialist state.

You dont burn Jews of course, you just take peoples money. Its like The H.C Anderson fairytale "the emperors new cloth"

riiiight.. My big dick says otherwise :2 cents:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 11444167)
you can't shave with NATS!


Are you trying to tell homeboy something?

DutchTeenCash 12-03-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11444197)
You cant charge a customers card until an item actually ships for one thing.

ah thats true

good point

Dirty F 12-03-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444219)
Are you trying to tell homeboy something?

I think he is :helpme

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444207)
exactly

thats like paysites with money order payment possibility / which obviously sucks

youll never get credited for those as affiliates

who pays for porn with a money order?

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 11444143)
This is not a valid reason imho. It's common practise not to give affiliates credit in real-time for tangibles products and it's related with the additional difficulties this type of billing/shipping has compared to an online membership. CJ/Linkshare/Amazon etc they handle the most popular tangibles products. None of those will give you credit for sale in real-time and as thinkx said this opens many doors. I think you should contact them and get full info on how this process is handle. I haven't seen their stats, but do you see for example both PENDING sales (leads) and EXECUTED sales?

This is how their system works
- surfer click your link (hits tracked)
- surfer buy order product, and generate a order (orders generated NOT tracked)
- when Fleshlight SHIPS the order, they have to MANUALLY add the sale to your account. If they dont add the sale, you dont get credit and they keep the money themselves.

Nats dont show "order created" or "pending" or anything like it.

They have admitted this again and again over the last months, and STILL people dont send them traffic.

wedouglas 12-03-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444172)
ok help me out why would tang items be harder to put in realtime then nontang

I can think of items being returned, but then again non tang has cb too

Because they charge you when it ships. Hence the odered/shipped ratio. Don't forget they accept other things than CC as well. Checks and MO's sometimes never come. They can't pay you on those if they never come.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11444197)
You cant charge a customers card until an item actually ships for one thing.

see, homeboy sticky knows whats up....

Roald 12-03-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444209)
Great question...? There should be some kind of extention with the numbers, anyone know if there is?

What kind of extension, its simple you don;'t get credit for phone sales as you just can not track this yourself in any way. Easy extra money in their pockets :2 cents:

Dirty F 12-03-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444237)

They have admitted this again and again over the last months, and STILL people dont send them traffic.

:1orglaugh

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444237)
This is how their system works
- surfer click your link (hits tracked)
- surfer buy order product, and generate a order (orders generated NOT tracked)
- when Fleshlight SHIPS the order, they have to MANUALLY add the sale to your account. If they dont add the sale, you dont get credit and they keep the money themselves.

Nats dont show "order created" or "pending" or anything like it.

They have admitted this again and again over the last months, and STILL people dont send them traffic.

The fact you would sell a rubber asshole for losers to wank off with and NOT market a program that works makes you a fool, but your poor grammer and word usage shows that already :2 cents:

Congratulations, you are the rubber asshole :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 12-03-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444237)
This is how their system works
- surfer click your link (hits tracked)
- surfer buy order product, and generate a order (orders generated NOT tracked)
- when Fleshlight SHIPS the order, they have to MANUALLY add the sale to your account. If they dont add the sale, you dont get credit and they keep the money themselves.

Nats dont show "order created" or "pending" or anything like it.

They have admitted this again and again over the last months, and STILL people dont send them traffic.

No wonder why...

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11444197)
You cant charge a customers card until an item actually ships for one thing.


that is 100% correct, but other scripts will show the affiliate a order of $xxx have been place and is being processed. If its not shipped, the order will show up as "canceled" or something like that.

NATS dont work for shops like this, and NATS/TMM should NEVER have allowed this customer to use the script because it gives them the ability to shave no matter WHAT some may say

Dirty F 12-03-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444258)
that is 100% correct, but other scripts will show the affiliate a order of $xxx have been place and is being processed. If its not shipped, the order will show up as "canceled" or something like that.

NATS dont work for shops like this, and NATS/TMM should NEVER have allowed this customer to use the script because it gives them the ability to shave no matter WHAT some may say

But but...its impossible to shave with nats.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11444281)
But but...its impossible to shave with nats.

:1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11444226)
I think he is :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Machete_ 12-03-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444237)
This is how their system works
- surfer click your link (hits tracked)
- surfer buy order product, and generate a order (orders generated NOT tracked)
- when Fleshlight SHIPS the order, they have to MANUALLY add the sale to your account. If they dont add the sale, you dont get credit and they keep the money themselves.

Nats dont show "order created" or "pending" or anything like it.

They have admitted this again and again over the last months, and STILL people dont send them traffic.


yeah - yeah, I made a type-o, there was a "dont" to much.

Instead of debating the facts and the problem at hand, you laugh at my spelling. This shows the rest of us the level of professionalism and insight you have ... or lack of.

...Congrats to the winners!

DutchTeenCash 12-03-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444232)
who pays for porn with a money order?

Oh Ive seen many many paysites with traffic leaks on the join telling ppl they accept mo as well


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