If I had a time mahcine
 

I would go back in time.

I used to have hair past my ass. And I miss it.

Heres to old times. http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/beerchug.gif

I'd go say hi to Jesus.

I'd go back and pull out this time.

You can't imagine what would i do :)

irony?
 

oddly enough when you get old they take the hair from your ass and move up it to your head.......:disgust

I would stand behind the first person that started registering domain names, and knock htm over the head with a baseball bat.

I would go back and have threesome with myself and the girl :thumbsup .. LOL

There are still many "academic types" that I'd love to knock over the head. I know two guys local to me that are sitting on domains on principle.

They aren't adult-related, but I sure wish they would do something with them other than 403 'em.

I have hair ON my ass .. want me to shave some and send it, for sentimental reasons?

bill gates' best friend will be me!

the 90´s and 2000´s sucks so hard :( Wish i was born in the fifties :)

hahaha nice one :)

... thereby giving new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself."

:1orglaugh

I would've killed hitler and jesus..

i would have start making porn sites sooner than i did. :)

I'd go back and get in adult 2 yrs earlier than I did