You need something to get up and go to school with
 

The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One, which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock, to Step Two, which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all. Smoke that and it'll really get you out there.

If you ever see that shirt in real life please purchase it for me and I will reimburse your costs for youl.

haha nice T-shirt!