My mom is getting banged again upstairs right now
 

She took a few days off, I think she was on the rag. The old fat biker dude that works behing the counter at the liquor store. He keeps yelling "Ride my Harley bitch"

Holy shit, sounds like a whole gang just pulled up next to the house. Wish I had a lock on my door :(

At least you're plugging Forte's site...

It's the same guy

Another Classic

You are such a lucky man.

right.....

whats your address? I might wanna roll up and take her for a spin as well

:1orglaugh

Thats just plain sad :(