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Jace 11-29-2006 03:11 PM

FAT GUYS.....gain 1" of penis length for every.....
 
Was just watching a doc on tv talking about weight loss, and for every 35lbs you lose, you gain 1" of penis length

Anthony 11-29-2006 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11416300)
Was just watching a doc on tv talking about weight loss, and for every 35lbs you lose, you gain 1" of penis length

Sweet! I'll gain 2 inches by the time I get down to 220lbs!

RRRED 11-29-2006 03:17 PM

JACE was watching OPRAH!

Hahahaha.... just this morning I was telling my boyfriend about how there's going to be more men watching oprah than ever before because of the little commercial I saw where the doc was going over that. I guess he'll be getting a treadmill for Christmas :upsidedow

munki 11-29-2006 03:18 PM

Shit... so that's where it went, huh?

:Oh crap :Oh crap

Naughty 11-29-2006 03:23 PM

Or just use sizegainpro for a few months :p

Anthony 11-29-2006 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11416323)
JACE was watching OPRAH!

Hahahaha.... just this morning I was telling my boyfriend about how there's going to be more men watching oprah than ever before because of the little commercial I saw where the doc was going over that. I guess he'll be getting a treadmill for Christmas :upsidedow

Hey now, men watch Oprah to understand women better!!! :)

Jace isn't fat, or has to worry about penis size. No, he's not my lover and I don't know firsthand about his penis size.

xclusive 11-29-2006 03:32 PM

Wow so if i lose 105 pounds i'll get a 5 inch panis. I'll be king of the irish:)

xclusive 11-29-2006 03:37 PM

Damn typos i meant Penis:)

JD 11-29-2006 03:44 PM

I heard it's only an optical inch because of the fat pad above zee shlong

_Richard_ 11-29-2006 03:44 PM

Oprah cult!

Ok, so if i lose 165 pounds, i'll be the biggest dildo ever!

R

JD 11-29-2006 03:46 PM

I heard it's only an optical inch because of the fat pad above zee shlong

Anthony 11-29-2006 03:49 PM

Optical inch?!

Isn't that the only type that counts?!!!

Jace 11-29-2006 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11416323)
JACE was watching OPRAH!

I actually love watching oprah when she has good topics, so I usually end up paying attention 2-3 times a week

I work from the couch, and the wife watches oprah every day, so iunless I wanna go upstairs to the office, I end up watching too

dr. phil too, every day

Jace 11-29-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11416425)
I heard it's only an optical inch because of the fat pad above zee shlong

well, for each 35lbs you lose, part of that fat pad descreases, which is why the penis gets bigger


as anthony said, I am not fat and if I lost 35lbs I would unhealthy, I just have lots of friends that are overweight and I am trying to give them incentive to lose some weight.....my fat friends worry me

greygoose 11-29-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11416545)
well, for each 35lbs you lose, part of that fat pad descreases, which is why the penis gets bigger


as anthony said, I am not fat and if I lost 35lbs I would unhealthy, I just have lots of friends that are overweight and I am trying to give them incentive to lose some weight.....my fat friends worry me

what the fuck is a fat pad?

Ohface 11-29-2006 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 11416431)
Optical inch?!

Isn't that the only type that counts?!!!

How about NO?

Jace 11-29-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by greygoose (Post 11416568)
what the fuck is a fat pad?

the pad of fat above your cock, where you pubic hair grows....as you get fatter, that pad grows in fat and shrinks your cock size

see the fat at his crotch? he has a HUGE fat pad
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/.../fathat283.jpg

Kimo 11-29-2006 05:16 PM

how exciting :)

pr0 11-29-2006 05:20 PM

wow...i could gain a good 2 inches

jacked 11-29-2006 05:24 PM

lol it's like an optical illusion, it's always that big but like you guys said once the fat pad shrinks a little more than usual shows... giving it the appearance of being bigger when in fact it was that size the entire time just tucked back in the fat pad thing. :1orglaugh

if this made the headlines of newspapers across the country every overweight guy would be motivated to jump up and exercise

Vendzilla 11-29-2006 05:26 PM

damn, if I got down to my high school weight, I'd be a porn star

Anthony 11-29-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked (Post 11416907)
lol it's like an optical illusion, it's always that big but like you guys said once the fat pad shrinks a little more than usual shows... giving it the appearance of being bigger when in fact it was that size the entire time just tucked back in the fat pad thing. :1orglaugh

if this made the headlines of newspapers across the country every overweight guy would be motivated to jump up and exercise

This info has been around for awhile, obesity is still climbing.

madawgz 11-29-2006 05:48 PM

if anyone wants to donate some fat to me, send it over

i could use it

lol

Spunky 11-29-2006 05:50 PM

Cool..I'm going on a diet beats that snake oil penis pills

tony286 11-29-2006 05:50 PM

man I will be over 13 inches if I get down to my proper weight lol Then I will be Tony13 lol

greygoose 11-29-2006 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11416626)
the pad of fat above your cock, where you pubic hair grows....as you get fatter, that pad grows in fat and shrinks your cock size

see the fat at his crotch? he has a HUGE fat pad
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/.../fathat283.jpg

hmm, like a second small lower gut?

LiveDose 11-29-2006 06:32 PM

Once I get down to 35 lbs. I'm gonna look hung like a horse....

starpimps 11-29-2006 06:33 PM

well when you measure your schlong
dont you press the ruler down on the fat pad thus cancelling out penis size lost due to fatness?

StuBradley 11-29-2006 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 11417272)
well when you measure your schlong
dont you press the ruler down on the fat pad thus cancelling out penis size lost due to fatness?

you gotta be really insecure to be doing that shit.

Vitasoy 11-29-2006 07:35 PM

I'd be skin and bones if I lost 35 pounds :(

Jace 11-29-2006 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy (Post 11417482)
I'd be skin and bones if I lost 35 pounds :(

thus the thread title ---> "fat guys"

RRRED 11-29-2006 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy (Post 11417482)
I'd be skin and bones if I lost 35 pounds :(

You mean skin and bone :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 11-29-2006 08:01 PM

I am going to lose exactly 35 pounds in the next 4 months so I will bump this thread in future


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