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maxcarter101 11-28-2006 06:21 PM

Another PSYCHO AFFILIATE email from 4BIGCASH
 
Here's another email I got from these assholes I signed up with to promote their sites :

Yo Max Carter,

You wanna stop clowning the fuck around or what bra? We are here to make you some serious cash, we ain't talking about no 9-5 bullshit here. If you want 9-5 go back to your old job washing dishes in kitchens, we're here to make serious paper, either you with us or your a regular Joe Mac Internet user.

Login now and get started or don't, stop wasting our time. We are dedicated to bringing you the fucking cash money you have always dreamed of. 70% of our partners are driving Mers, Boxsters and Ferraris, making fat dough and banging women you can only dream of. WHY NOT JOIN THEM? OR WHAT?? YOU A LOSER??

LOGIN NOW!

Louis Devens
4BIGCASH.COM

Jace 11-28-2006 06:22 PM

hahahahahahaha

what an idiot

Jace 11-28-2006 06:22 PM

I am going to sign up just to see if I get those emails after not sending any traffic

notabook 11-28-2006 06:23 PM

Wow. Just wow. Guess they went to an all black school or something.

maxcarter101 11-28-2006 06:24 PM

What's a "mers"? Mercs?

BradM 11-28-2006 06:28 PM

Bra?
Who would ever refer to someone as "bra"?

SiMpLe 11-28-2006 06:32 PM

This 4BIGCASH.COM goes to this http://www.iworldfilter.com/admin/
(or am i mising something)

Jace 11-28-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 11411038)
This 4BIGCASH.COM goes to this http://www.iworldfilter.com/admin/
(or am i mising something)

I actually go to 4bigcash, but the title bar says whitelabelcash.com

Pleasurepays 11-28-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 11411012)
Bra?
Who would ever refer to someone as "bra"?

Hawaiians

munki 11-28-2006 06:40 PM

Insult the webmaster, that always works.

Just like trying to slam your product over the surfers head, great way to build a good relationship.

ElvisManson 11-28-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 11411038)
This 4BIGCASH.COM goes to this http://www.iworldfilter.com/admin/
(or am i mising something)

you need to type the www. in to get to 4bigcash.com

CaptainHowdy 11-28-2006 06:51 PM

.........................

VoteForPedro 11-28-2006 07:02 PM

Yo VoteForPedro,

What the fuck is your goddamn problem bra? They not feeding you enough burritos down in the barrio? Or are you a fucking illegal afraid to send me your traffic for fear of the INS? Whatever it is, you're a fucking moron and should shoot yourself if you don't start sending us traffic. My top affiliates are pimping their Escalades while you're riding ten deep in a Pinto with your amigos. See the difference? Now get that taco out of your ass and act like you have some fucking sense. I better see some improvement fast or you'll be swimming back home real soon. Comprende'? Now get moving bitch.

We thank you for being a 4BigCash affiliate and look forward to continued success. Have a great day.


LOGIN NOW!

Louis Devens
4BIGCASH.COM



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not real. Don't sue me.

SiMpLe 11-28-2006 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson (Post 11411154)
you need to type the www. in to get to 4bigcash.com

Yea I just did and it worked like Jace said - Before I just copied the text in the first post. Bad sever admin hehe

thebossxxx 11-28-2006 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101 (Post 11410989)
What's a "mers"? Mercs?

I would think Mercedes..:1orglaugh

Phil 11-28-2006 08:08 PM

wow. this is some marketing... psst

Sveindt Beindt 11-28-2006 08:11 PM

Big :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Miguel T 11-28-2006 08:20 PM

Hahaha! Funny mail!

Kimo 11-28-2006 08:41 PM

dude, thats awesome :)

shekinah 11-28-2006 08:47 PM

Is the email for real, if yes, then the mailer is a complete psycho...:(

Wiggles 11-28-2006 09:03 PM

haha those are the funniest emails i've ever seen from a sponsor.

Pilforgod 11-28-2006 09:24 PM

...
 
I think it's obvious that you should start sending them as much traffic as possible ASAP, don't you want mer???

Dirty Dane 11-28-2006 09:51 PM

70% driving Ferrari? Not bad..

Xplicit 11-28-2006 10:00 PM

sounds like some true internet gangstaz.

GetBigCash 11-28-2006 10:04 PM

That's some funny shit.

wyldblyss 11-28-2006 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11411044)
I actually go to 4bigcash, but the title bar says whitelabelcash.com

Url says 4bigcash for me, but the title bar and website say whitelabel

Maybe they should spend a tad more time making things consistent and a little less time trying to win the award for most unprofessional lol

I'm old fashioned, yes I'm in the adult industry, but I consider it a business and expect people to act in a business like manner (when conducting business)


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