Not sure if something like this even exists but...
 

... Is there a program that can compile all of my affiliates into a single window to track my hits/sign ups?

Are you a sponsor? I think you mean affiliate programs :)

http://www.statsremote.com/

Tracks a ton of programs, and not only adult. Handles CCBill and other payment systems as well. It totally rocks. We track around 300 sponsors with it and it never skips a beat.