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Sexsitesurfer 11-28-2006 08:03 AM

Reason for cancelling a membership (FUNNY kind of compliment)
 
Got this email last night from a member to explain his reason for cancelling his subscription:

I subscribed to www.Sweet-Models.com. I'm cancelling because the site is just too perfect. You guys, for me, are the crack cocaine of the internet. I just can't allow myself access to the work of Mr. DeFrancesco or else I'll never get anything done.

But thanks for the excellent, mind-boggling work!

There has to be an ad in there somewhere......
:thumbsup

Furious_Female 11-28-2006 08:04 AM

:1orglaugh kinda sweet

fuhkinglou 11-28-2006 08:05 AM

Thats Awesome. High Praise indeed. But still he had the will power to quit... Time to make it even more addictive!

StarkReality 11-28-2006 08:07 AM

He'll be back, hehe

Sexsitesurfer 11-28-2006 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkReality (Post 11407383)
He'll be back, hehe

I just hope he doesn't take up carjacking/mugging to support his habit!!!!! :Oh crap

rodney25 11-28-2006 08:30 AM

Classic one. :1orglaugh

viva celebs 11-28-2006 08:33 AM

so you've recieved my e-mail then

Sexsitesurfer 11-28-2006 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viva celebs (Post 11407501)
so you've recieved my e-mail then

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wasn't gonna give your name out, but if you are happy with that.... then cool!

spasmo 11-28-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viva celebs (Post 11407501)
so you've recieved my e-mail then

"Hi. My name is Viva Celebs and I'm a pornaholic."

:1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 11-28-2006 08:38 AM

lol too funny

we got one last week from a guy who said he thought Britts boobs were too perfect and she was showing too much to handle lol

surfers are weird :)

gmr324 11-28-2006 08:42 AM

amazing will power!

Ciao bella 11-28-2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer (Post 11407361)
Got this email last night from a member to explain his reason for cancelling his subscription:

I subscribed to www.Sweet-Models.com. I'm cancelling because the site is just too perfect. You guys, for me, are the crack cocaine of the internet. I just can't allow myself access to the work of Mr. DeFrancesco or else I'll never get anything done.

But thanks for the excellent, mind-boggling work!

There has to be an ad in there somewhere......
:thumbsup

Ciao,

I've read many complaints about Sweet-Models. Shortly after joining your site, members complain that their inbox is flooded with advertisment spam.
My people have cracked your bullshit form log-on & cant give that crap content away.

Your Alexa rating sucks moose cock.
Traffic Rank for sweet-models.com: 249,955

There are blogs out there with better traffic than you have.

Get a life you fucking hermaphrodite hemorrhoid!


Saluti

Sexsitesurfer 11-28-2006 08:59 AM

Ciao Fuckwit!

wedouglas 11-28-2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ciao bella (Post 11407613)
Ciao,

I've read many complaints about Sweet-Models. Shortly after joining your site, members complain that their inbox is flooded with advertisment spam.
My people have cracked your bullshit form log-on & cant give that crap content away.

Your Alexa rating sucks moose cock.
Traffic Rank for sweet-models.com: 249,955

There are blogs out there with better traffic than you have.

Get a life you fucking hermaphrodite hemorrhoid!


Saluti

Didn't you get exposed for stealing pictures from the DEA website and claiming they were yours? Hahaha. You broke loser nobody:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-28-2006 09:27 AM

lollllll

Sexsitesurfer 11-28-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas (Post 11407668)
Didn't you get exposed for stealing pictures from the DEA website and claiming they were yours? Hahaha. You broke loser nobody:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think he's upset that mummy won't increase his pocket money so he couldn't afford his membership! :1orglaugh

:helpme

Kimo 11-28-2006 09:37 AM

thats awesome :)

Violetta 11-28-2006 09:40 AM

haha... nice email!


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