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cheekycherry 11-26-2006 04:27 PM

If you had half a million dollars to invest safely...
 
But still get a fair return... What would you invest in?

You're not allowed to suggest Stocks or Real estate.

There's never been a time where I can't really see the next big thing until now - probably because of where we are at in the economic cycle.

Your thoughts?

ninavain 11-26-2006 04:54 PM

(Movies), Our partner produces $500k movies that go straight to DVD and cable and the returns are low end $1.2m high end $3.6m and beyond
18 months turn around. It's what I'm going into. Porn is good, but compared to mainstream movies, it's small

rounders 11-26-2006 05:02 PM

Pornmovies makes $$$$$, thinking about going full blast with it for teevee.

FacialMonster 11-26-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11397727)
But still get a fair return... What would you invest in?

You're not allowed to suggest Stocks or Real estate.

There's never been a time where I can't really see the next big thing until now - probably because of where we are at in the economic cycle.

Your thoughts?

hit me up if you have some money for a good investment - 30% return after a short time,thx.

FacialMonster
[email protected]

HorseShit 11-26-2006 05:07 PM

can turn 500k into 2 million fairly easily.. within a year

HorseShit 11-26-2006 05:07 PM

even 100k can do 500-600k safely

tony286 11-26-2006 05:09 PM

one of those paycheck loans places.

Peaches 11-26-2006 05:09 PM

I guess I'd stick it in a 5.15% MM and THEN use the interest for real estate ;)

Dagwolf 11-26-2006 05:15 PM

Pizza by the slice next door to a college. Charge a premium price, produce good quality and you're golden.

emthree 11-26-2006 05:39 PM

Domains / Established websites with potential.

-SECCO- 11-26-2006 05:45 PM

back to basics...

dry cleaners and pizza joints...

always good money if located right

OneHungLo 11-26-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 11397946)
even 100k can do 500-600k safely

Love to know how you're doing that :helpme

SomeCreep 11-26-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11397727)
You're not allowed to suggest Stocks or Real estate.

Stocks or Real estate.

Peaches 11-26-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 11398128)
Love to know how you're doing that :helpme

Tell 5-6 people you can invest $100K of their money safely, then disappear :)

OneHungLo 11-26-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11398150)
Tell 5-6 people you can invest $100K of their money safely, then disappear :)

HA! thats one way to do it :O)

Nicky 11-26-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 11398128)
Love to know how you're doing that :helpme

He buys counterfited money at a 1:5 ratio? :winkwink:

cheekycherry 11-26-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 11397867)
(Movies), Our partner produces $500k movies that go straight to DVD and cable and the returns are low end $1.2m high end $3.6m and beyond
18 months turn around. It's what I'm going into. Porn is good, but compared to mainstream movies, it's small

I LOVE this idea! Too risky for me as I have no experience in it but I can't blame you for wanting to go into that.

cheekycherry 11-26-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 11397946)
even 100k can do 500-600k safely

Hmmm, sounds very very good if true. Is it Adult industry?

HorseShit 11-26-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11398199)
Hmmm, sounds very very good if true. Is it Adult industry?

definitely not

ULjamie 11-26-2006 06:33 PM

I recommend either real estate or bonds. You said safely, and bonds are the very safe. There are several grade bonds you can invest in. Government T-bonds are the safest, and yield the least. The interest that you earn on them is published on the first page of the wall street journal, and is called the Risk-free rate (usually around 4%). There are AAA, AA, A, BBB, BB, B, CCC, CC, C rated bonds also. The A's and B's are investment grade, and anything lower is considered junk bonds, but can yield more than double the risk-free rate.

s9ann0 11-26-2006 06:40 PM

playstation 3's!

woj 11-26-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 11397946)
even 100k can do 500-600k safely

I would have to call bullshit on this, 500% returns and safe don't go well together...

HorseShit 11-26-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11398496)
I would have to call bullshit on this, 500% returns and safe don't go well together...

it's very untapped and I bet no one on here could name it

Nysus 11-26-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11398496)
I would have to call bullshit on this, 500% returns and safe don't go well together...

You could get your name up on Owned.com though..

Matt

Spunky 11-26-2006 08:28 PM

High risk mutuals and lottery tickets

Candyman69 11-26-2006 08:58 PM

give me a holler and i'll point you in a few directions.

268 815 105 ICQ

have a good one

Kimo 11-26-2006 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11398496)
I would have to call bullshit on this, 500% returns and safe don't go well together...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cheekycherry 11-27-2006 03:32 AM

Good thread so far... More ideas?

marko13 11-27-2006 03:40 AM

maybe make some web networks from websites that can control certain niche (adult or mainstream)....

sweetcuties 11-27-2006 04:09 AM

Real Estate

salesman 11-27-2006 04:35 AM

first of all i would invest it in another currency. real estate is a sure investment

ninavain 11-27-2006 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11398184)
I LOVE this idea! Too risky for me as I have no experience in it but I can't blame you for wanting to go into that.

well most of the low budget movie investors are 1st timers, that's why we're working with an established producer (10 films under his belt , one you know very well it grossed 100 million) If you're interested in learning more, hit me up.

chaze 11-27-2006 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11397727)
But still get a fair return... What would you invest in?

You're not allowed to suggest Stocks or Real estate.

There's never been a time where I can't really see the next big thing until now - probably because of where we are at in the economic cycle.

Your thoughts?

I would invest in a 20 inch cock, it would pay for itself 1o times over. :1orglaugh

uno 11-27-2006 04:58 AM

for 500k i'd diversity.

luvlyn 11-27-2006 05:01 AM

yah real estate for sure

Klen 11-27-2006 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 11400621)
I would invest in a 20 inch cock, it would pay for itself 1o times over. :1orglaugh

I didnt know you want to break world records hehe :)

I would invest that money into content and open my own content site.

polle54 11-27-2006 06:00 AM

I have a good idea for a $100k investment

could might give money back 100 times and it might be money out of the windows, so I don't think it qaulifies as a safe investment :)

anyway if you want to know a little more hit me up.

Due 11-27-2006 06:18 AM

Pyramid schemes, drugs or selling alchohol to teenagers is secure investments with high returns.
Else offshore money laundering for online casinos in the US is a market with a huge growth rate.

HeadPimp 11-27-2006 08:12 AM

A rent to own tire shop.... Either that or something dealing with senior housing/care. Going to be LOTS of old people needing services in the next 20 years.

E$_manager 11-27-2006 08:20 AM

i'd buy real eatate in a prestigiouse area. And then rent it.

ForteCash 11-27-2006 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11397727)
But still get a fair return... What would you invest in?

You're not allowed to suggest Stocks or Real estate.

There's never been a time where I can't really see the next big thing until now - probably because of where we are at in the economic cycle.

Your thoughts?

"IF" i had?? :1orglaugh

One of the things that seperates me from most GFY'ers, i actually make and invest my money :thumbsup

marumari 11-27-2006 08:44 AM

I would invest money in the Sex MMORPG I'm working on. (Like World of Warcraft except all sexed up) :)

Gottis 11-27-2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11401339)
"IF" i had?? :1orglaugh

One of the things that seperates me from most GFY'ers, i actually make and invest my money :thumbsup

What the fuck are you babbling about idiot :1orglaugh

reynold 11-27-2006 09:04 AM

I guess I'll just have to start my cake baking business.. :)

ForteCash 11-27-2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gottis (Post 11401486)
What the fuck are you babbling about idiot :1orglaugh

Why are you here?

Z 11-27-2006 09:44 AM

I've got an opportunity for sole access to a major tourist spot with the one brothel license available now or for the foreseeable future with full political and legal protection and long-time personal and family contacts to make it happen.

That's what I'd do with it...

ForteCash 11-27-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11401725)
I've got an opportunity for sole access to a major tourist spot with the one brothel license available now or for the foreseeable future with full political and legal protection and long-time personal and family contacts to make it happen.

That's what I'd do with it...

A nice diversified mutual fund portfolio sounds much better to me :1orglaugh

marketsmart 11-27-2006 09:53 AM

buy some good domain names

DaddyHalbucks 11-27-2006 10:13 AM

Yep, domains.

:)

ForteCash 11-27-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 11401872)
Yep, domains.

:)

I don't think the bulk of your liquid assets and retirement funds being in domain names is a very safe or long term investment. :2 cents:


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