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Jon 07-15-2002 06:31 PM

The Stupidest Woman Alive!!
 
Prepare to meet the stupidest woman alive...

http://www.savekaryn.com/

Not only do i think its a scam, but i dont even think its a woman. Someone just report this to the feds. she deserves to get locked up for being so stupid.

hahmike 07-15-2002 06:36 PM

stupid selfish bitch. she must be the sister of the woman that left her kids to bake the car with the windows up.

quiet 07-15-2002 06:37 PM

ahahaha

hahmike 07-15-2002 06:38 PM

the return of spacedog?

AdultWire 07-15-2002 06:45 PM

Holy shit.. that's fucking fantastic .. This is the third time I've seen online begging this blatant. It's fucking taking over.

corvette 07-15-2002 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
the return of spacedog?

:1orglaugh

Joe Sixpack 07-15-2002 06:51 PM

Just once I'd like to meet a woman that HATED shopping. Do they exist or are all women incredibly materialistic?

foe 07-15-2002 06:55 PM

some exist :)

quiet 07-15-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
some exist :)
i'm (sort of) dating a girl right now that hates to shop. pretty weird.

quiet 07-15-2002 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete


Shes lying cause you're rich. She's waiting for the ring to cash in.

:winkwink:

lol maybe, but it's a self-limiting relationship - definitely not my type.

LadyD 07-15-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Just once I'd like to meet a woman that HATED shopping. Do they exist or are all women incredibly materialistic?
me...I hate shopping. :BangBang: Avoid it like the plague.

I go to sams club once every 4-5 months and buy everything in bulk. We have an extra freezer so it lasts us forever.

Can't tell you how many times i've driven to walmart or target only to turn around and go home because I don't have the patience for it.

Flip side - my husband is like a friggin woman when it comes to shopping...could spend all day in the mall. Now I know how you guys feel.

XXXPaysiteDesign 07-15-2002 07:07 PM

30-45 min is my limit. After that I get very pissed off at EVERYTHING.

Paul Markham 07-15-2002 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete

Shes lying cause you're rich. She's waiting for the ring to cash in.
:winkwink:

Eva, my wife, is the worse person to go shopping with. It took her 4 weeks to decide on what colour Scholls sandalls she wanted. Her previous walking shoes had just collapsed on her. She will also spend 10 minutes working out which soap powder is the most economic comparing the price to the weight.

She hates to spend money. Just leaves more for me to spend. Today I bought two pairs of shoes because I could not decide on the colour.:thumbsup

NoCarrier 07-15-2002 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


i'm (sort of) dating a girl right now that hates to shop. pretty weird.

2 Reasons :

She has a 6 inch clit

or

She owns a shopping mall.

Sly_RJ 07-15-2002 07:26 PM

That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Spoiled, lazy, white trash at its finest...

Sly_RJ 07-15-2002 07:27 PM

By the fucking way. She has design skills, work it off bitch!

jimmy3way 07-15-2002 07:33 PM

I just sent her the following email, I'll post the reply if I get one:

I'd be happy to send you some money, but unfortunately I have this rule, I never give money to panhandlers and no matter how nicely dressed, well panhandling is just that, so I'll tell you what, I'll give you $50 for a pair of thong panties worn, of course.

Sly_RJ 07-15-2002 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way
I just sent her the following email, I'll post the reply if I get one:

I'd be happy to send you some money, but unfortunately I have this rule, I never give money to panhandlers and no matter how nicely dressed, well panhandling is just that, so I'll tell you what, I'll give you $50 for a pair of thong panties worn, of course.

Dude, we need to go one up. Anyone in New York want to shoot this bitch? We could offer her a couple hundred for some good hardcore action. When in need of money, turn to porn!

jimmy3way 07-15-2002 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Dude, we need to go one up. Anyone in New York want to shoot this bitch? We could offer her a couple hundred for some good hardcore action. When in need of money, turn to porn!

How about $50 a spurt for bukkake?

Sly_RJ 07-15-2002 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


How about $50 a spurt for bukkake?

Nice...

XXXPaysiteDesign 07-15-2002 07:51 PM

Funny because just recently my neighbor asked me if it would be easy to set something up. He thinks everybody would be willing to give him a dollar.

Machine 07-15-2002 08:00 PM

thats hilarious

the sad thing is there are people stupid enough to send money

roseyrid 07-15-2002 09:09 PM

how about we all send her paypal requests for $5 each because she is a moron. If you have debt, and need to get out of it that bad, give blowjobs for $5...thats only 4000 blowjobs you got to do. Im sure there are people here who will take like 3 or 4.

neewwman 07-15-2002 09:11 PM

I think I'll register make-neewwman-rich.com

First 10 people who contribute $100 or more will get their names mentioned in a post on gofuckyourself.com

porn addict 07-15-2002 09:31 PM

I thought Pamela Anderson had the title for stupidest woman alive....:)

Mikeee 07-15-2002 09:36 PM

Stupid eh? I'll bet she converts more than you do!

kmanrox 07-15-2002 09:50 PM

ill pay her bills if she shows a picture ID and comes over and lets me and my friends fister her about 4,000 times

dirtyone 07-15-2002 10:17 PM

Ok I went through the whole site and these are the things that irritated me the most

Together, we can banish credit card debt from my life!
Then we can start on mine?

Maybe it was too many morning lattes that pushed me over the edge, maybe it was the Prada pumps that I bought on eBay (They were only $100 - a STEAL!) Who knows!
Hahaha...shut the fuck up!

I've stopped buying designer clothes. I've stopped using department store products. I decided that I really DO like Oil of Olay. It really DOES work just as well... And Old Navy is actually kind of cool... I've done my part, now I need you to do yours.
Poor little spoiled brat

I didn't hurt anyone by spending too much money. I was actually HELPING OUT THE ECONOMY
Keep telling yourself that sugar britches

Yes I do work. And I actually work about 65 hours a week. I am always working. That's why I can't get a part-time job.
Boo Hoo Hoo A whole 65 hours a week?

No sorry. I'm not about selling myself or my body for money.
ummmm yes you are!

And will you do yourself a favor and lighten up? Chill out. It's a fun campy website! Get a laugh if you can, life is too short to take everything so seriously.
Fun? Campy?

And you know what happens to your flip flops when your feet sweat and you are forced to wear them day in and day out because you are on a budget and can't afford another pair? Well -they stink.
Try wearing the same shoes for 5 years

This week's "Big Ticket Item" that is being auctioned off on eBay is:
Drum Roll Please!

"Her ignorance is encyclopedic" - Dirtyone(1973-) ":thefinger

fiveyes 07-15-2002 11:09 PM

Things that make me go "hmmm":

'WEEKLY UPDATE - WEEK 3
July 7, 2002
Hello Everyone! Once again, thanks for visiting my website! This week alone, I got 341 hits! That's double the hits from the previous week! Now if all of those people would just send me a dollar... I'd be RICH! Seriously though, I did receive $125!'

Granted, it's very early in her program, but that's averaging better than 36 cents a hit AND it is $125 in her third week, not counting her e-bay auctions (which promo her site, which promos the auctions).

So, she's using viral word-of-mouth promotion (by-passing the work of submitting to SE, TGP, Top Lists and such) that certainly has been effective (got us to look, eh!), she's getting a great return per visitor, made more in her third week than most of us can expect after 6 months (if you're starting now) and is running a zero risk of ever being investigated by a law enforcement agency, sued for a copyright oversight or cheated by a russian.

hmmm...

Vagisil 07-15-2002 11:11 PM

she needs to have poop smeared in her ear loabes and then make her sit out in the sun so it hardens ansd sets like popp-adobe and then force to go to the mall shopping for a bit to teach her some humility

Cheshire 07-15-2002 11:15 PM

But isn't shopping what got her in trouble in the first place?
Send her to an amusement park, let all the kids point and laugh at her for about 10 hours... that'll teach her.

Jon 07-16-2002 02:14 AM

she lives in sunset park which is fairly close to me...
what i wouldnt give to crack her in the face..

flashfreak 07-16-2002 03:16 AM

stupidest bitch alive indeed...

she's retarded, just read here: http://www.savekaryn.com/_wsn/page6.html

she's talking about how much money she saved everyday... who the fucking cares ?

fiveyes 07-16-2002 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak
stupidest bitch alive indeed...

she's retarded, just read here: http://www.savekaryn.com/_wsn/page6.html

she's talking about how much money she saved everyday... who the fucking cares ?

Yes, I agree that she's stupid, but not for that reason. The page you pointed out is like a blog- very effective for getting people to bookmark a site as well as adding that "personal touch" that makes amateur sites and webcams so popular.

No, she's stupid because she's overlooked putting an interactive message forum on her site. Now THAT would really stir some interest!

Joe Sixpack 07-16-2002 03:28 AM

Maybe we can get the Hun to img src her site for being such a dumb bitch!

She may have to spam him every day for a month first though.

Deb 07-16-2002 04:27 AM

She's not that fucking stupid. She's got people sending her money afterall and she's not busting her ass making galleries, building websites, trading traffic and everything else like the rest of us adult webmasters are. :1orglaugh

mike503 07-16-2002 09:16 AM

what a fruitless contest to find the stupidest woman alive.. i'm sure there's quite a long list of people that could be nominated for that..

anyway she's not that dumb, just another funny website, and she's obviously had word of mouth spam it around, maybe she'll make some money after all. i wouldn't call her dumb.

zip 07-16-2002 09:28 AM

somebody img src her... please.. what a bitch

LadyD 07-16-2002 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak
stupidest bitch alive indeed...

she's retarded, just read here: http://www.savekaryn.com/_wsn/page6.html

she's talking about how much money she saved everyday... who the fucking cares ?

I wonder how much money she would save on hosting if she didn't even have this stupid website. We're supposed to give her money because she's a shopoholic? At least come up with a better sob story...I take care of my dying parents...I have a rare blood disorder...my pet has cronic hairballs...my brother is a quadriplegic who can't get into strip clubs...

zip 07-16-2002 09:29 AM

These are even worse.... how low humanity can sink....

Nicole in Chicago!
redcatswimming in Brooklyn!
Lani in San Francisco!
johnnydarwin in NH!
other92109 in Westchester!
Sharon & Chuck in Evanston!
coachiex in Chicago!
Julie in Canada!
Randy in New York!
Alan in Chicago!
Joseph R.!
Arthur in Denver!
CrystineS in Oak Forest!
Lucas in Baltimore!
birdwatcher 4500!
stevo.rd in Los Angeles!
Zach F.!
swatpup!
Timothy B. in ME!
Theresa in the UK!
Enrico S.!
Darren W. in Pittsburgh!
Thomas A. in Huntington!
jbrooks!
Donovan L.!
Gordon C.!
Jeffrey B.!
Rick R. in Huntsville!
Richard D.!

Rudi in Newton!
jhump10 in Southington!
John B. in Vandalia!
jmccull in Houston!
lcm!
timebomb!
chinoismygod!
dguy!
irisheyes in North Pole!
Debra in Kinzers!
Gabriel!
Jason!
grehrig in Issaquah!
Matthew C.!
Dave B.!
Raphael M. in VA!
Wylie in Austin!
Shannangirl!
Juliet P. in the UK!
Perry P.!
Bjorn M in Norway!
Pki876!
buffy884!
Lisa in NH!
sothash in GA!
Laura A. in Atlanta!
Michael S.!
John S.!
bigsigh!
Adam F. in TX!




Ehm, yes.. they all send money....


Deer God, people in Africa are starving to death.....

zip 07-16-2002 09:31 AM

Is there a way I can sell her emailadress to 1000 spammers?

Crow 07-16-2002 10:43 AM

We should all get togeather and send her all our junk traffic and run her bandwidth bill through the roof. Put her even further in debt. hehe :D

RW316 07-16-2002 10:45 AM

$20,221.40 TOTAL DEBT June 23, 2002

- $90.35 my money
- $5.22 your money
- $68.47 eBay sales
$20,057.36 TOTAL DEBT June 27, 2002

- $113.45 my money
- $124.55 your money
- $0.00 eBay sales
$19,819.36 TOTAL DEBT July 7, 2002

- $125.00 my money
- $157.90 your money
- $2.74 eBay sales
$19,533.72 TOTAL DEBT July 14, 2002

People have a actually donated money to that hoe


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