What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
 

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Good joke father christmas.

Joke . . . ?

If i had a gun i would shoot you. Self protection as you'd scare the shit out of me. Freak.

Mission: Accomplished

I wouldnt be proud of it dickface.

How would you know?

Really? Last time I checked every negotiation made with a terrorist had been broken. I was going to answer a woman is only crazy for a week every month plotting to kill you, a terrorist is that way 24/7/365 days a year for ever and ever and ever and will kill you (given the chance)………….but I guess that wouldn't be at funny! :1orglaugh

BTW HOT PIC SANTA. CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP AND TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS???

If you go to my other thread you will see one thing I want, but watch out if I am PMSing I might just THINK about using it. LOL

Yeah, that is why I am still a little torn about women and guns. :1orglaugh

that was so funny!:throwup :smilie_we :bowdown

Im gonna say that to my gfy the next time pms arrives. She's gonna kill me... lol

love is in the air

terrorists attack because they're aiming for their goals.. PMS attacks for no reason at all... :D

watchout! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

real difference is, the terrorist makes reasonable demands lol

I think I would tell her before the next episode, then she can laugh when she is PMSing.

Damn, and I was going to say a 5 1/2" dick (which is the average size of a mans penis)

So there are no female terrorists?

It was a joke.....sort of like your bad joke. Men often refer to all women having PMS (which is totally untrue) and during such times I like to make reference to how very small the average mans dick is (which is totally true). Sort of puts things in perspective ya know. That men have to resort to making false statements in jokes to make fun of women and all a woman has to do is state the truth to make men feel inadequate :) So baddog, how is that 5.5" penis working out for ya? hehe

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

First off, nowhere was it stated that ALL women suffer from PMS. The ones that do make it painfully obvious, and a good many of them will admit it, and the kind ones will warn you ahead of time.

Hell, my business partner is female, and even though most of our interaction is done via ICQ, I can tell when it is that "time of the month."

As far as the 5.5" penis, it is all about the girth baby. :)

sheesh baddog, you really got to figure out when people are playing...joking etc. Notice the smiles and such in my posts? That should give you a clue.

The penis comment is actually an alternate ending to the very old joke you posted...both "answers" have been around for years. :)