A bird just flew into my house
 

I just had a bird fly right through the window (the windows here are this weirdass design where they open like venetian blinds, the openings are only 4" apart, no idea how the fucker got in)...

Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down...

I don't know why this keeps happening to me (if any of you remember my thread from last year about a bat in an airport terminal...

Catch it, put it on a spit and roast away. :-)

at our old house we use to have birds fly into our closed glass sliding door. use to scare the heck out of me all the time. i swear it was the same stupid bird each time.

luckily it never did it hard enough to hurt itself, just to scare me

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

Oh shit :1orglaugh

I have a shitload of birds in this yard, I can see two right outside my office window now... starting to freak me out.

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Well if birds attack you,you can always drink red bull and piss on them :)

I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

In my old house I had a squirrel fall down the chimney and get into the house. Fucker shit all over the place and it took me 3 hours to get it out of the house. I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.

Finally had the sense to buy a cap for the top of the chimney.

Ok, that so beats my chasing it down the stairs story... Although I felt like Zorro waving that broom handle on the stairs :Graucho

Great flick, still freaks me out if I see it this day...

hahaa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That would scare the hell out of me. I hated that fucking movie, gave me chills.

:1orglaugh I'd love to see a video of that

We had that happen a few times when I was little. My mom would clean and leave the doors/windows open to get fresh air in and clean the screens, so they'd fly in. Scared me :uhoh

thats dinner sorted then

my cat brings in bird still alive :/

Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that...

http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

oh, no :1orglaugh

First time I heard of this :Oh crap

"Bird Flew", I think it's caused by Asians.

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Happens to me most of the time .. my cat jumped over it and ate the poor birdie..

You should be expecting a lot of people in your home soon. Do some charity in form of money or work, to avoid something bad.

haha now thats something funny to picture