| TadDunbar |
11-22-2006 10:15 PM |
About Me
I work at KOLO TV News Channel 8. I think Im the shit and I also think Im better then everyone because im on tv. I work the 5 o' clock news and come back to the 5:30 edition for the last word because I think Im god. What you get on tv is not what you get in real life. Im a alcoholic, a drug addict, a porn star, a adulter several times over, a family man, a legend, a rapist, a wrestler, the government classifies me as a terrorist and I'm not allowed to fly anymore because I highjacked the plane and fucked the flight attendant right on the control panal. I created the ocean, who can say they did that? I also wrote the book on sodomy and took a shit on it. I gots a 22 inch cock it's texture is like titanium steel rod, and it smells like various milk, fish, and cheese products. My man chowder shoots out like a bullet would shoot out a motherfucking gun. Some people say they can fill up a whole bucket but I literaly can. Yeah can you do any of that? No, because your not Tad enough.
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