callling all ballers and/or players... a contest.
 

Okay prove your baller cred in this thread an the winner gets a case of Crissy* from me shipped to their spot.

It's that simple.

I am the sole judge, although in case of a tie or close race I reserve the right to form a poll of finalists subject to GFY-large voting.






*Crissy - Cristal, the ultimate Champagne to be produced by Champagne Louis Roederer. If you didn't know this than you probably don't need to enter the contest.

Did I win?

No you did not!

That girl was not a dime, more like a rusty ass penny.

In fact, no matter who else enters you are awarded last place.

Damn.

how do we go about proving? cars? house? big penis? picture of me in my old highschool basketball jersey?

Any one of those would suffice but, for example, a picture of Lensman's G-wagen - stock ass dubs and all - beats you in a highschool jersey unless you are dunking over the shoulders of Wilt or some shit.

1990 Bollinger.

The Cristal is only popular cos the Americans have seen it on the teevee.

This thread would be easily won by me, but I'm not allowed to play.

Hey a case of bubbles is a case of bubbles. If you don't want it you can at least give it to your favorite titty dancer and she'll keep you VIP for an hour or two.

Part of being a baller is having class. And those mags are not baby.

Actually you should have two categories here....One for the ultimate player (in which case Quiet can post his stats again and win), and one for the most amusing nouveau riche hillbilly.

That's what I was thinking. Maybe I'll make you an honorary judge.

Moët & Chandon all the way baby.

screw you then ;) whitey

That's a brilliant idea.

Okay biggest baller and then biggest Cribs watching wannabe.

Baller gets Crissy, wannabe a case of Mickey's Big Mouths.

I would play, but I dont like to brag. http://www.orientporno.com/dawg.gif


The Dawg

what the hell would i need class for?
http://www.ztikmedia.com/stuff/bank.jpg

Cos if you had class you would know that no bank would secure a checking account that large, if you ball that hard you need to have a private banking agreement.

:1orglaugh

hahah too true

true baller, This guy is actually a full time pimp

http://canadianpimp.com/alvaro/canp020.jpg

http://canadianpimp.com/alvaro/can025.jpg

http://canadianpimp.com/alvaro/can031.jpg


He isnt wearing as much gold as he normally does either

Ztik, you are so full of shit...hahaha Your so stupid you cant even lie and make it believable:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol:drinkup

I used to drink it right out of the bottle, i'd pour it on strippers titties...now i'd be missin rent trying to buy a single bottle of crisssss styleeee

O well...my time will come again :thumbsup

DP for life.

Oh Yeah!

a case of cristal? we'll, i'd say you were player yourself then - or crazy. dom's also very tasty...

I'm not a huge baller, it's non vintage, but yes, a case.

Crazy? Yes...like a fox, a pornography slinging fox.

hahahahahahahahahahahha jimmy

you nailed that guy so hard

about the chequeing account shit

oh i almost fell out of my chair laughing

you got him so bad

hahahahahaha

cool.

and btw, airport really does kick ass :)

Jimmy ~ what do YOU consider balling?

Are we talking pimping the riches and the bitches? Does living Hood Rich entitle entry, or are you looking for that 1% Super Power BLING' B-AAAA-LINGIN'?

damn

Ballin' is universal, bro. It's HOW you ball, and the extent to which you do.

If you showing an S500 Benz but ain't got but $2 in your pocket...baller.

If you show the iced out Roller, the fly ass gear and a fat bank roll but have to roll up to the club in your baby-momma Honda...baller.

If you spend $500 at the titty bar kicking it in VIP but go home to a one room crib with a porno-ed out Dell...baller....but you're not going to win.

There are only a few big ass ballers on this board so if you enter you might just win.

But if Hun come around and says, "Look at the Sparco baby seat in my Ferrari 360 while I do the roll by on some Dutch hotties on my way to the grocery store with my kiddo BECAUSE I CAN."...well that's baller too and he'd win.

There's also a wannabe prize.

So let's seem some players!!

anyone with a mullet is NOT a baller or a pimp..

My reference point for champagne is still the '95 Veuve Cliquot Gold Label Brut. Cost: $40-$60 retail. I've had all the tete' cuvees from '90, in fact I had Veuve Cliquot's Le Grande Dame bottling this weekend, and I don't believe any of them comes close.

Actually, one comes close, and its similarly reasonably priced. Billecart-Salmon's NV rose' is always a winner with me.

If you are intent on blinging with wine and don't want wine cognoscenti to laugh at you for chugging Cristal from the bottle, pick up a magnum or two of any of the following: '47 Cheval Blanc, '61 Petrus, '45 Mouton Rothschild, or 1900 Ch. d'Yquem. All are viable candidates for the best wines in their classes ever produced, all are drinking very well now, and all will cost you $20,000 - $50,000 a pop. That'll shut 'em up :)

Just invite me to the tasting! :Graucho

Your Google skillz are impressive young Jedi.

Actually I've had two of the four :) The Mouton and Yquem. I didn't claim 'em for the contest because both were the result of Charity auction tastings that I didn't pay a cent for. The Cheval and Petrus are so difficult to get ahold of that tasting one from a large format bottling is almost impossible short of buying it yourself, but the Mouton and (to a lesser extent..) the Yquem are a tad easier.

In fact I saw a split of the '45 Mouton at my favorite wine shop going for a bit under $1500 last month. Scared to buy old wine like that though. I have a friend in Texas who paid $4250 for a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee Conti's La Tache. It was corked (the result of a flaw which affects 7-12% of all wine corks and makes the wine taste like mouldy wet cardboard) beyond drinkability. The sort of merchants who sell DRC wines inavriably offer refunds on corked bottles, unfortunately he purchased it at a (wincing) charity auction. Painful experience!

So what happend? Or did somebody allready win??

bump that shit up!