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Dirty F 11-20-2006 12:47 PM

No, you don't drive better when you're stoned/drunk
 
No really idiots, you really don't.

Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence....or wait...even better "because they can concentrate better".

The next person that will tell me that i will punch in the face.

Dirty F 11-20-2006 12:48 PM

Also ask the first 10 people who you will talk to if they think they drive better than the average person. 9 out of 10 will say yes.

So who exactly is the average person then?

Ice 11-20-2006 12:48 PM

I do better at Need for Speed Underground after a few drinks :glugglug

Other then that I won't drive after drinking, safer to take a cab

scottybuzz 11-20-2006 12:56 PM

ahhahaha headlines like this thread really get my attention.

how can anybody concentrate under alchol or weed?

Dirty F 11-20-2006 01:10 PM

Nobody responds and i know why.

baddog 11-20-2006 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 11353918)
I do better at Need for Speed Underground after a few drinks :glugglug

Other then that I won't drive after drinking, safer to take a cab

You can barely handle a camera after a few drinks, I shudder at the idea of you behind the wheel of a car. :helpme

RealityWife 11-20-2006 01:21 PM

I think its close to impossible to focus and drive better after drinking, but there are shit load of people who think they can. Makes me sick really when think of how many innocent people these drunk drivers kill.

WarChild 11-20-2006 01:21 PM

Can't wait to see you, I'd love for you to take a swing at me.

Dirty F 11-20-2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11354203)
Can't wait to see you, I'd love for you to take a swing at me.

So you are one of those idiots i was talking about? What a surprise, who would have thought that about you.

Jman 11-20-2006 01:23 PM

I drive better when I am drunk and stone

<<extands neck and shows good side of the face>>

LOLOLOLOLOL You kill me Franck

jacklaidlaw 11-20-2006 01:24 PM

Some people Can drive better after 1-2 beers, but after that your pretty much endangering everyone on the road

Nismo 11-20-2006 01:24 PM

The only things I can do under the influence of alcohol or mary jane is rocket science or brain surger, however, I refuse to drive under the influence.

dissipate 11-20-2006 01:26 PM

I know damn well I don't drive better when high/drunk. It's only common sense that your reaction times are slowed.

martinsc 11-20-2006 01:27 PM

i never drive when i drink...
not even a beer!!!
but youth nowadays think they are better and smarter :Oh crap

baddog 11-20-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacklaidlaw (Post 11354230)
Some people Can drive better after 1-2 beers,

bullshit

DirtyProfits 11-20-2006 01:37 PM

Of course I do!











not! ;)

E$_manager 11-20-2006 01:39 PM

I never drive. even sober.

NinjaSteve 11-20-2006 01:42 PM

im a hell of a driver when im drunk!

alan-l 11-20-2006 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11353902)
No really idiots, you really don't.

Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence....or wait...even better "because they can concentrate better".

The next person that will tell me that i will punch in the face.

:1orglaugh at your first quote button :1orglaugh

4Man 11-20-2006 01:45 PM

I drive better.

baddog 11-20-2006 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11353902)
Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence

Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?


See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.

Dirty F 11-20-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11354477)
Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?


See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.

Fuck off redneck moron.

Big_D 11-20-2006 01:52 PM

im not gettin into this one

Sveindt Beindt 11-20-2006 01:52 PM

Drunk driver=car killer :mad: :Oh crap

heywood 11-20-2006 01:55 PM

I tend to drive better on NFS or other driving games while lightly stoned or drunk. But that's a video game.

A real vehicle, no fuckin way. I wont even risk it because I know I don't drive as well. Nobody does. It's simple self assurance by idiots who choose to do it.

Jarmusch 11-20-2006 01:58 PM

The driving was getting in the way of my drinking, so I sold my car.

Nysus 11-20-2006 02:00 PM

If people are over-worried (meaning they would drive worse) then calming their nerves a bit would essentially make them better drivers THAN THEY WERE WITHOUT IT.. Doesn't make them good drivers overall though.. :)

Matt

Nookster 11-20-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11354477)
Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?


See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.

Good point. I was thinking the exact same thing. :2 cents:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-20-2006 02:06 PM

This thread has inspired me to do some bonghits and go for a bike ride :1orglaugh

Mr. Romance 11-20-2006 02:12 PM

No operating any motor vehicles under any influence here


Mr. Romance

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-20-2006 02:32 PM

not everyone thinks they can drive better, and nobody thinks they are a greater driver, but alot of people actually are not affected driving drunk or stoned...

WarChild 11-20-2006 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11354214)
So you are one of those idiots i was talking about? What a surprise, who would have thought that about you.

Of course I don't think I can drive better stoned or drunk. I just want to see if you'd actually punch me in the face is all.

Jakke PNG 11-20-2006 03:32 PM

I don't drink and drive, but I'm well better driver than the average driver.
..even if I've totaled cars in my late teens. :)

reynold 11-21-2006 08:28 AM

No driving when drunk here. :pimp

madawgz 11-21-2006 08:29 AM

if you are really drunk and you need to drive home, do some coke and youll be fine...doesnt mean your going to drive perfectly...

Phoenix 11-21-2006 08:33 AM

only fools like you would believe that

swallow everything people write here

how you been battus? you ever get that 404 page up?

lol

he-fox 11-21-2006 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11353914)
Also ask the first 10 people who you will talk to if they think they drive better than the average person. 9 out of 10 will say yes.

So who exactly is the average person then?

lol, younger being I thought I could, and I ended with my car suspended on a city railway road, with firemen trying to unblock the city transportation:1orglaugh .
Ppl gathered laughing how moron one could be to try to drive on the railroad 200 meters. Lucky me, I left before the police came.

so I can say, no, you don´t drive better drunk.

Violetta 11-21-2006 08:46 AM

There are 3 kinda people who shouldnt be allowed to drive! EVER!
Drunks, idiots and drunk idiots

fallenmuffin 11-21-2006 08:53 AM

Of course I drive better stoned.. I go 4MPH

TheDoc 11-21-2006 09:06 AM

What a load of shit...

Drunks get into cars and drive, run into shit, kill people, think they can drive, all that bullshit.

Stoners, don't drive. 95% of the people that smoke would never ever ever ever attempt to drive "stoned". Even seasoned stoners don't normally drive at the peak of being stoned.

You can't compare the two drugs. However, it's not argument, alcohol is far worse for your body, and stoners don't go beat up wifes, kids, and friends in bars. They chill, and think deep thoughts about the world and spend the hell out of money by eating all the food in the house and running up a ppv cable bill.

And yes, people do drive better "hi" than they do with a buz. I don't drive drunk, ever. I have had a few drinks and drove, and really probably shouldn't have. That feeling, when you are hi is very different, your control is very different. Being hi - and being stoned is different, people don't drive stoned, they do drive hi.

If you have rode in a cab, a limo, with your dad probably and friends, you have ridden with someone that is hi, and you would have never been able to tell. Cops can pull them over and can't tell.

And yeah, the world is filled with real idiots that will get into a cars, blasted drunk, stoned, on something, pain meds from the doctor and even true fucking nut cases.. Just the world we live in, and nobody in that condition can safely drive, but to compare the two is stupid, even stoned, the person is a 100% safer of a driver than a fully drunk wasted person.

TheDoc 11-21-2006 09:19 AM

Well, I guess it's "high" and not hi.. so my term makes a friendly high :)

Dirty F 11-21-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 11361500)
Stoners, don't drive. 95% of the people that smoke would never ever ever ever attempt to drive "stoned".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I stopped taking you seriously there :1orglaugh

Stoners always think they are the superior drug users or something haha.

I have nothing against smoking weed but come one...

Dirty F 11-21-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 11361500)
but to compare the two is stupid, even stoned, the person is a 100% safer of a driver than a fully drunk wasted person.

You are insane. Really...what a fucking load of crap. Unbelievable.

TheDoc 11-21-2006 01:08 PM

Franck, we are talking about Stoners, not druggies and drunks. Stoners think they can smoke a lot of pot, that's it. Drinkers are the ones that think they can out drink others and have to prove it. When a Stoner proves it, everyone watches TV for 3 hours, get un-stoned and can drive home fully sober..

Around the world millions and millions of people smoke every day. Show me the millions of news articles of pot smokers killing people in cars, causing car wrecks, and beating the hell out family members. I’m sure more people die in car wrecks from being tired, putting makeup on, or reading the damn paper than die from being stoned and driving.

I once was a heavy smoker and at one point a heavy drinker. It’s rather simple, pot is way safer, way cleaner, it doesn’t kill people, and it provides serious help with aids, cancer, epileptics and many other illnesses.

Don’t assume it’s bad because your parents, schoolteachers, and press tell you it’s bad. Try it first, educate yourself, and expand your mind before you make blind judgments.

potter 11-21-2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 11363405)

Don?t assume it?s bad because your parents, schoolteachers, and press tell you it?s bad. Try it first, educate yourself, and expand your mind before you make blind judgments.

You're an idiot here. Seriously now, he's not saying weed is bad. So lay off the omg I have to defend weed. He's saying driving under the influence of any mind altering drug is stupid.

What you're doing (which makes you look stupid) is trying to compare drunk drivers to stoned drivers. When there is nothing to compare, both are stupid and dangerous - period.

Why is it stoners always try to pull the "well it's not as bad as -----" card? Compraing it = nothing.

Dirty F 11-21-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 11363405)
Franck, we are talking about Stoners, not druggies

Sorry, i stopped taking you seriously again :1orglaugh

Dude, you smoke too much and live in a fantasy world.

porn blogger 11-21-2006 02:01 PM

i do everthing stoned... including drive. i don't really dig alcohol.

but no, smoking marijuana doesn't have an effect on everyones driving.... unless youre not talking about marijuana- cause i drive like shit when im coked out.

back when I was working for Adelphia, me and my boss used to smoke pot every morning behind some office building... and aside from our days seeming to go really slow, nothing bad ever happened, not once in 3+ years (i fell off a telephone pole, but that was because a peg was loose)...

but no--- i totally support any drunk driver that's aiming for your spoiled ass brat kids. :D

squishypimp 11-21-2006 02:02 PM

drinking and driving dont mix.

maxjohan 11-21-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11355198)
I don't drink and drive, but I'm well better driver than the average driver.
..even if I've totaled cars in my late teens. :)

Finnish people know how to drive cars..... grönholm, mäkkinen, häkkinen etc

:thumbsup

Dirty F 11-21-2006 02:15 PM

[QUOTE=porn blogger;11363806]
but no, smoking marijuana doesn't have an effect on everyones driving/QUOTE]

Funny how all tests say something else.

Must be nice living in a fantasy world. Unbelievable.


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