Guys, have you noticed a trend with women at bars lately? Maybe it is just me.
 

Drunk Girls at bars.

November 19th, 2006
Over the course of the last few years, I have noticed a new trend in women that go out drinking with their friends.

No matter how much they drink, they never get drunk.

It is amazing.

Now, being a failed journalist still trying to pass off this site as a legitimate source of information, I decided to investigate the matter. Ok, really, nothing to investigate, rather I just thought about it for a little while and came up with this.

Whenever women pass out after drinking, have a post-drinking-night hangover, do something really stupid during the course of drinks served (such as tell your dude friends how she had to help you open a jelly jar last Tuesday which it TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!), blow a guy she just met in the bar on the way home in his Honda Civic, or leave her credit card, id and cell phone at the bar: She was drugged.

She was not drunk. She was drugged. Roofied. Had something slipped in her drink.

When guys get belligerent, in a fight, pass out at the strip club, or make out with ugly chicks all night: They were drunk.

Ok. Get ready. Because here it comes.
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Women have found a loophole. They have found a way to get excusably hammered at the bars and still compliment themselves.

UNBELIEVABLE!

That?s right, so now when chicks go to the bar and act like nuts, it is because they are really hot and some pathetic dude took the time to roofy her martini but?.and wait?..he forgot to go back and drag her out of the bar caveman style when she passed out by the bathroom door in a pool off her own vomit!

Man, if I spend even $30 on dinner and drinks at Sizzler, I don?t suddenly forget that I want pussy; much less if I went through all the effort to buy a $10 martini at Club Sutra, put an illegal substance in it, and then wait around until she passed out at a table. I think I would remember that.

It had nothing to do with her drinking 6 martinis and two shots of Patron Silver. Instead, her hotness did her in. Ahhh, how terrible it is to be so hot.

The rash of using this as an excuse is growing every weekend. In fact, watch, once one girl in the group ?gets roofied? in one of her 7 cosmopolitans that night, her friend will get ?super roofied? the next weekend. For God?s sake, she doesn?t want to feel outdone.

She is hot too and don?t you forget it!

Every time a dude gets drunk, the next day he has to go around apologizing to to the masses. You have to go to the 7-11 and apologize for the jokes you made while buying smokes. You have to call that girl up that you kept trying to kiss all night long. You have to explain why that gnarly girl is still sitting on the couch while your buddies are trying to watch Football. You have to tell the gnarly girl to leave. And then, if you have girls that are just friends, they sometimes make you call the gnarly girl up later and apologize.

But with women, all this is just summed up with, ?I am so hot that dudes are trying to roofy me at the bars.?

Well, I for one am on to the game. Time for these chicks to get back to reality with the rest of us. If you go out and do a bunch of shots, you are going to end up doing a lot of stupid shit, passing out, having a hangover and then apologizing to a bunch of people.

Now, before everyone starts crying, yes, I realize that girls get roofied at bars. I know it happens. But lets keep things in perspective, it isn?t happening every time a girl gets hammered.

HAHAHAHAAH Very good read ;-)

LOL

At the Playboy Mansion, this girl told me she was drugged. I almost lost it.

"Yes, because at the Playboy Mansion, you were the one they wanted to drug!"

I get it! :thumbsup

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Right on, its a scarily growing trend in bars over here too.

Yeah, I've been hearing that old excuse for years.
Let me tell you something, thats only because the law is so lopsided when it comes to women , that they can get away with anything now and they know it.

Scarry thing is, I have known more than one guy out here that got caught up in some legal nightmares just based on a girls word.
No evidence.
No DNA.
No Witnesses.
Just her word.
I have seen some skanks get guys arrested, just because they were mad at them, and claim, "doped" and "assaulted". But dont remember anything.
The police will throw a guy in jail just at the mention of a "Date Rape Drug".

Thats how the terrorists can get us, send a bunch of skanks over to claim they were drugged and assaulted at the club and start fingering military leaders.

Hey, I was the one at the mansion who told you they were drugged.

Lol!!!! Hahahaha

that was the best read all day

Amen my brother! :)

lol, too funny :)

I like to stay up-to-date with current trends.

Cory tried to roofie me at the Mansion... I still wouldn't put out.

My wife drinks till she pukes, no excuses. God bless her.

I think you are an accomplished journalist


Mr. Romance

Brilliant! ....I'm going to start using that excuse! I'm sick of appologising for getting shit-faced.

I think someone put a roofie in one of my 16 pints of beer on friday.

hahaha that is so true.

some nights i roofie myself.


hahahaha.

olol

Well i know a lot of female-male groups which goes out together,drink together,but never interfere with each other.

Good thing I still have my coffee here hile reading your post. :)

Add this:
Women tend to be in pairs so that there's always one cockblocker..

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haha I havent noticed that around here yet

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always a good read from cory

I have to agree. Over the years i met SO many women who claimed someone put something in their drink simply because they were just drunk as fuck from drinking all night long. If i have to believe all those chicks then Amsterdam would be a totally dangerous place where 1 in 10 guys puts something in your drink.

that is very true....

It could be possible.

Bahaha great read! Loving the pope joke :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good One Cory

I actually saw Kleenex post that image on another board and I downloaded it. I love it :1orglaugh

Ha ha nice, :1orglaugh

Great read! Thank you .

Thanks....

Thats when you need a "dose".
For the friend.:winkwink: and get the other girl out , just when it starts to take effect, but before she gets limp. Then get the girl you separated from her friend, to turn her cell phone off, so you can get a "wake up" , without getting interupted by the, "I don't know what happened to me last night" call.

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