Tipsy:
 

Good morning (here it is 4:03 AM Pacific Tine). How is the Queen doing today?

Tipsy just killed the queen...think he has been listening to the Sex Pistols to much..

Well...that I can understand. How is Scotland today. Have the Brits invaded recently?

Dont know how Scotland is I now live in London.

I have you confused with another. Sorry for the insult??? No, I re-read your post. You now live in London.

The queen's fine. I've just finished giving her her daily 'tiffin' as Phillip can't manage it anymore and besides it pays well. Only thing that annoys me is going in and out through the servants entrance as she claims she wouldn't be seen dead with me in public.

BTW Pathfinder - seems that strange little corner of the world inhabited occasionally by old and crusty porno types and known as 'Wolfshades Lair' has finally succumbed to global warming and disappeared into the depths from which it emerged.

We tried last week I think but hit a pub just over the border selling 10yr old malt for £1 a shot and got no further. Invasion plans have now been cancelled as they're obviously too smart for us.

It sounds like a weekly invasion attempt might be in order.

Kind of sad about the demise of the Lair.