i started my own version of zango
 

i have hired about 200 kids from the local neighborhood to go door-to-door old school and discourage people from visiting any sites other than the ones i have interest in.

we are starting an affiliate program next week. well, as soon as the flyers are ready for the playgrounds and lunchrooms.

:thumbsup

by 2020 i will own the internets.

you can all leave your keyboards now.


LOL

damn....
great idea.

I bet Zango will have a kid following around your kids and knocking on the door before your kids can..

Matt

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Internets? What's that? Did you mean interwebs?

hehe:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:mad: :mad: :mad:

yeah im a n00b

sorry

:(

hahahahahaha :)

actually you almost have an idea there.. but instead of that what you do is hire kids to hold flash cards in front of the tv set when commercials come on.

You give away a free itunes mp3 song. and have them sign a consent giving you sole access to popups pver all advertising..


or even better .. you give them a free issue to playboy , but you resell the advertsing. Your actually buying a playboy so playboy is happy then your reselling it for free with your own advertising..

damn that might even work.

i am off to a good start.

my troupe is paying more than anyone on the streets for clicks.

once it gets out to my MLM peeps its over for all of you.

all your typeins belong to me

hahaha.

jk

my kids work long and hard though


next week we buyin em bikes to get further into the market.

my MLM past will be the death of everyone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. <----my best sleazy laugh

Make sure the kids are orphans!

Al Gore invented in back in 92.

Wow! Interesting... Sell Playboy subscriptions, buy all of the sold copies, replace the ads with your own advertisers, and then distribute to your subscribers...

Technically that would have to be legal?.... Just need a printer and some gluesticks...

Matt

This sounds like a job for...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i6...manbearpig.jpg

MANBEARPIG!

It's been socially acceptable to say "The Internets" since GW did a few weeks back :thumbsup

If you don't believe me just use the google. :)

This thread was funny. Bump.

Matt

from some of the finest orphanages in L.A.

:thumbsup