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L-Pink 11-18-2006 12:06 AM

Donny's attempt to get closer to God .....
 
http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i37035_trailer.jpg




sorry Donny, couldn't resist

Evil1 11-18-2006 01:04 AM

It appears you pissed god off and he red x'd you.

L-Pink 11-18-2006 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 11340908)
It appears you pissed god off and he red x'd you.

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i37035_trailer.jpg


Is that better?

notabook 11-18-2006 01:27 AM

lmao... that's bad ass for a deer stand. If it's a deer stand.

salesman 11-18-2006 01:32 AM

lots of cables there, maybe one of them is for internet

Kimo 11-18-2006 01:32 AM

lol leave the poor guy alone

martinsc 11-18-2006 01:38 AM

:1orglaugh

Rochard 11-18-2006 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 11341054)
lol leave the poor guy alone

Out of all the people to "leave the industry", I have a feeling everyone will continue to poke fun at Donnie for some time now.

Have at it.

4Man 11-18-2006 10:40 AM

The God Is Heare

fris 11-18-2006 10:43 AM

that looks like someones mobile home

RawAlex 11-18-2006 11:53 AM

Donny gets any closer he is going to have holy shit on his ears.

lot 11-18-2006 12:40 PM

LOL that is really strange thing i've seen..

Donny 11-18-2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11341126)
Out of all the people to "leave the industry", I have a feeling everyone will continue to poke fun at Donnie for some time now.

Have at it.

I don't mind at all. :)

By the way, I am hoping that the day will come when you learn to spell my name right. D-O-N-N-Y. There is no I-E on the end! :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 11-19-2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11341126)
Out of all the people to "leave the industry", I have a feeling everyone will continue to poke fun at Donnie for some time now.

Have at it.

Well he's still arround making a fool of himself ;)

DaddyHalbucks 11-19-2006 12:26 AM

Yea, the "former" pornographer who stills hangs out with the active pornographers.

Some reformation.

Superterrorizer 11-19-2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny (Post 11344439)
I don't mind at all. :)

By the way, I am hoping that the day will come when you learn to spell my name right. D-O-N-N-Y. There is no I-E on the end! :1orglaugh

Serious question here. Do you take the bible to be "The Word of God?" I ask this because some Jehovah's Witness cocksucker's dropped a flyer off in my mailbox today which I read as I took my morning shit and it made me go "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?"


So I'm wondering, do you pick and choose which parts you believe, or do you take it all as straight from the mouth of tetragrammaton? I honestly don't mean to come off as flippant, I am genuinely curious.

MaddCaz 11-19-2006 12:37 AM

hahahahahahhaag

reynold 11-19-2006 07:27 AM

Could that be also a warning for an upcoming flood--flood on biblical scale? :(

MyNameIsNobody 11-19-2006 08:04 AM

does anyone have that "jesus on dogs ass"-pic?

Donny 11-19-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superterrorizer (Post 11344953)
Serious question here. Do you take the bible to be "The Word of God?" I ask this because some Jehovah's Witness cocksucker's dropped a flyer off in my mailbox today which I read as I took my morning shit and it made me go "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?"


So I'm wondering, do you pick and choose which parts you believe, or do you take it all as straight from the mouth of tetragrammaton? I honestly don't mean to come off as flippant, I am genuinely curious.

Wow, dude... you really left the door open for me to write a novel. LOL.

I read the Bible for what it is. Many times it bores me. I hate the Old Testament for the most part. Fortunately, the events of the New Testament completely replace the retarded laws of the Old. "Testament" means "covenant". A covenant is good until Death. Jesus brought the old covenant to a close by dying on the cross. He then gave people a new covenant by which to live, and that new one is a lot more loving than the old one. It makes much more sense.

I also think most people don't take the time to interpret the Bible right. It wasn't written in English (duh) and the people who translated it into English were just regular people like you and me. While others think they got it perfect, I'm willing to concede they were human and may have screwed up the interpretation.

I also think many Bible thumpers use scripture to be selfish. I blogged about that here. The only time you see Jesus being judgmental is when he told other "Christians" (the Pharisees) that they were full of it. He had all the patience and grace in the world for those who weren't "religious". And since the word "Christian" is supposed to mean "like Christ", that means I am supposed to do the same. It's not my job to judge others. I have a hard enough time taking care of myself.

I'd also like to mention that Jesus' own words about salvation were "whoever believes in me will have eternal life". He didn't say, "Whoever believes in me and then lives a perfect life and never screws up will have eternal life". He approached the "rules" more as a way to make your life a little better, and less as a requirement for salvation. His message wasn't "turn or burn" like so many Christians of today. His message was, "You're a mess without me. Let my sacrifice cover your sins. Just accept it and I'll save you". The rest of it was advice on how to live a more spiritually successful life.

My son is a great kid. He's very well behaved. I've never once raised my voice to him, and I've only spanked him once in his life (and regretted that). Instead of yelling or saying "because I said so" I get down on my knees and his level and explain to him "why". If he messes up in public I pick him up and give him a big hug and whisper in his ear so that I don't embarrass him. In return he loves his daddy and mommy so much that we rarely have problems with him. He does what we ask out of love, instead of obligation. The point is that nobody wants to be told what they HAVE to do in order to avoid punishment. I think that's the same way Jesus meant Christianity to be. If you love him all of the other parts will fall into place. You won't have to be bashed over the head. And then when you screw up he'll pick you up and hug you and tell you to do better next time, not send you to some everlasting place of torment.

See, I told ya I was going to write a novel.

Klen 11-19-2006 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 11344913)
Yea, the "former" pornographer who stills hangs out with the active pornographers.

Some reformation.

If you change your occupation you dont change instantly your friends.


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