Why are women so schizophrenic?
 

seriously. i keep noticing all the magazines at the check out lines at supermarkets.

here are the headlines most of the time on the front pages and i keep noticing the contradicting messages which are usually side by side.

"how to lose weight fast"
"great deserts you wont want to stop eating"

"10 hot sex moves your man will love"
"ladies, your not a piece of meat... you have feelings too"

"how to make your relationship last forever"
"10 signs that your man might not love you"

the list goes on....



i dont get this. womens magazines are like some really bizarre and twisted psychological, military mind fuck experiment on the masses.

Why are women schizos???So they can get fucked twice that's why!Duuuuh:)

One word why we're nuts: MEN!

next time you go to the store... stop and look around. there is a magazine.. Good Housekeeping or something that has a big, bold title "Lose Weight Fast" - then the cover photo is of 2-3 very cool and very delicious looking cakes shaped like pumpkins. totally unreal but totally common..

Sorry for making you nuts though. My wife might support you in that argument :)

A magazine article influences me as much as the spam for 'enlarging your penis' does to you.

You wonna know why women are so schisos about such magazines.....you just don't know their psychology, if woman are a bit overweight she will look for any source of info about loosing it and that is why it's so profitable to publish such info....

if there's demand, there always will be supply

it's a trip. You're talking to a girl and it occurs to you... this bitch is crazy. Then she leaves and you start talking to another and sure enough... damn, this bitch is crazy. and so on and so on