Dear Abby
 

Dear Abby,

I?ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I?ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs? phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ?Just some friends from work, you don?t knowthem.?

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn?t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob

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hahahahahahahah

Burn her up ... hope she learns her lesson! ;-)

lessons must be learned

Dear Bob,

If it is under warranty, go ahead and take it back to the dealer, otherwise I would probably blow it off.

Abby

Haha classic!

Thanks Abby !

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