Breaking News: Zango use linked to Cancer!
 

It's true, people that are using Zango are turning up with terrible testicular cancers. So take that as a warning stay away or your nuts will rot.

R u serious AJ? Can it be true that Zango and Diet Pepsi causes cancer? :O

Yes but all users are clearly made aware before they install zango that they won't live forever so they are quite prepared, even happy, when they do get cancer as a result of their voluntary usage of zango.

I've also heard that zango usage is linked to pink eye as well as spinal menengitis.

Wow some scary shit. Ball cancer was enough to scare me away from it.

Friend of mine just got his nads axed off due to cancer. shit aint funny, but then again neither is zango

i can verify this fact:Oh crap :disgust

http://www.medizin.uni-halle.de/kur/...is-CaT4004.jpg

i heard it makes your penis really small and you loose all control of your bowels.