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MandyBlake 11-15-2006 01:50 AM
looking for colon cleansers
 
I am in search of a good colon cleanser.
I found Colonix and it looks good.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Thanks!

munki 11-15-2006 01:54 AM
http://www.colonblow.com/

MandyBlake 11-15-2006 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by munki (Post 11318175)
have you tried it?
if so, how was it?

munki 11-15-2006 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 11318198)
have you tried it?
if so, how was it?
Haven't tried it personally... :Oh crap

but I have used the pics many, many, many times to gross out friends. :thumbsup

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

MandyBlake 11-15-2006 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by munki (Post 11318214)
Haven't tried it personally... :Oh crap

but I have used the pics many, many, many times to gross out friends. :thumbsup

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm
lol yeah ya gotta love those pics lol

After Shock Media 11-15-2006 02:05 AM
Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.

Unless a doctor has told you after shoving a cam up your ass that you have a colon issue, your colon is more than likely fine and does not need to be cleaned out.

There are not any gerbils hiding up there. There is not a few pounds of undigested meat. There is not large amounts of other bile or crap stored up and sitting there until you wash your intestines out.

If you happen to have severe constipation then see a doctor, get on some laxatives, or have them put you on a mineral oil treatment. If those fail they can just flush it free with a little warm water.

Just please stop the insanity.

MandyBlake 11-15-2006 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11318231)
Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.

Unless a doctor has told you after shoving a cam up your ass that you have a colon issue, your colon is more than likely fine and does not need to be cleaned out.

There are not any gerbils hiding up there. There is not a few pounds of undigested meat. There is not large amounts of other bile or crap stored up and sitting there until you wash your intestines out.

If you happen to have severe constipation then see a doctor, get on some laxatives, or have them put you on a mineral oil treatment. If those fail they can just flush it free with a little warm water.

Just please stop the insanity.
i take it that you are against colon cleansing.

Scott McD 11-15-2006 02:12 AM
I cleanse mine out every night ! :winkwink:

After Shock Media 11-15-2006 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 11318246)
i take it that you are against colon cleansing.
I am for knowing the facts before subjecting your body to snake oil salesmen.

Ace_luffy 11-15-2006 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11318231)
Please before someone else goes onto one of these snake oil treatments. Do some legitimate research please.
:thumbsup :thumbsup

munki 11-15-2006 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11318277)
I am for knowing the facts before subjecting your body to snake oil salesmen.
Don't know much about them... but one thing I'm firmly against is hydrocolonics. Nothing scientific, they may even be great for you.

3 Main reasons...

1. You want to put a tube where, squirt what into my who, and force me to squirt what back??? :Oh crap :Oh crap

2. A good friend of mine had one, and went gay... Not blaming the actual procedure... I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay. :boyalley :boyalley

3. Please refer to reason #1

tony286 11-15-2006 02:25 AM
honey why did you have bring our shit to GFY lol

MandyBlake 11-15-2006 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by munki (Post 11318297)
Don't know much about them... but one thing I'm firmly against is hydrocolonics. Nothing scientific, they may even be great for you.

3 Main reasons...

1. You want to put a tube where, squirt what into my who, and force me to squirt what back??? :Oh crap :Oh crap

2. A good friend of mine had one, and went gay... Not blaming the actual procedure... I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay. :boyalley :boyalley

3. Please refer to reason #1
lol
yeah i don't think i could handle one of those.

the stuff in the colonblow and the other cleansers i've seen have all been natural fibers.

munki 11-15-2006 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 11318314)
lol
yeah i don't think i could handle one of those.

the stuff in the colonblow and the other cleansers i've seen have all been natural fibers.

"Natural" would not be a good way to describe anything having anything to do with aforementioned events and or products, involved ingredients or not...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 11-15-2006 02:28 AM
Seriously now, what are your thoughts and reasoning for wanting to cleanse your colon?

Or do you just really enjoy taking massive dumps? :winkwink:

fallenmuffin 11-15-2006 02:30 AM
Have you talked to your doctor?

Scott McD 11-15-2006 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by munki (Post 11318297)
I'm sure he was already a closet case... but one day he had a girl, and was straight, the next had a colonic, and was gay. :boyalley :boyalley
LOL !!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-15-2006 02:39 AM
http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i35489_drum.jpg

fallenmuffin 11-15-2006 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11318385)
Reminds of when the 'Yes Men' did that McDonald's thing at the college.


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