writers, submit your works for upcoming book.
 

I'm compiling articles, stories, etc. to publish my first book in the upcoming months.

I don't have enough of my own material to use, so I'm seeking your work. All work will be credited as you wish (website, personal name, pen name, third child if its a girl like in china, migratory slave worker, indian snake charmer, etc.)

What I'd like to receive:

spell checked, funny/witty/sarcastic/disgusting, etc writings, authentic stories relevant to sex, drugs, parties, pranks, etc, and up-to-date rants provided they're well thought out and not three lines of you saying "i don't like this band because i don't like them and that's why i didn't buy the cd."

your grasp of english language doesn't have to be perfect, so people who generally type gibberish and leave us to babelfish for gibberish>english translation are welcome to submit anything they wish.

MSG me via AIM or ICQ for an email address to submit works to.