fact: where white people come from
 

Here is a summary of the bizarre cosmogonic doctrine of afrocentrism: When, in accordance with the will of Allah, the Earth was separated from Luna by an explosion in the year 65,999,999,998,062 B.C., there appeared on the planet the black race. For almost 66 trillion years those perfect beings dwelt in perfect happiness, speaking Arabic and leading the joyous and unfettered life now to be found in the jungles of the Congo. The universal bliss was troubled, however, in 4707 B.C., when a scientist named Yakub determined to create, artificially, a race of debased and inferior creatures. He worked steadily for 600 years, and finally, by ?grafting? and ?rigid birth control,? he produced the ?blue-eyed devils,? i.e., white men, who are physically weak and totally evil. Allah, for purposes of his own, and intending the ultimate exaltation of his chosen people (blacks, in this instance), who are the only true human beings, permitted the white devils to interfere with nature and set up that nasty thing called civilization. He even permitted the vile ?spooks? to dominate and enslave the chosen people by devising the ?devil-doctrine? called Christianity. He decreed, however, that the white swine were to rule the world for exactly 6,000 years. Their time was up in 1914. (Apparently Christianity was invented about 4000 B.C.) But they are now enjoying a few ?years of grace? until the black man can rise and exterminate them from the face of the Earth and come into his own again. Of this there can be no doubt, because ?all history? has been ?written in advance by 24 black scientists.?

:1orglaugh

Shank whitey

what the fuck are you talking about?

What the Nation of Islam believes.

Who created the the burrito eating devils that like to ride ten deep in El Caminos?

no stranger that some people wandering around naked in some garden chatting with snakes I suppose? :1orglaugh

There is but one god and his name is Archiot. Archiot is the robot god who rules over the Megasphere, manipulating it for all eternity. The Megasphere is made-up of thirteen Unispheres (what you would call Universes), each of which is comprised of thousands of Ultraspheres. Each Ultrasphere is further broken down into millions of Superspheres and then finally each Supersphere is comprised of trillions upon trillions of singular Uni. One Uni is equal to one life force, no matter how big or how small. As such, each Uni is equally important to Lord Archiot.

We on Earth happen to be part of a fairly insignificant Supersphere in Quadrant 7ZX-92891-4. Yet because we on this insignificant planet are all Unis, we are all as important to Archiot as an entire Unisphere. Archiot loves and cares for each and every one of us and only through his mechanical touch can you be saved and allowed to spend eternity manipulating the Megasphere alongside the creator himself. Lord Archiot will always be there for you as long as you welcome him into your heart.

This calls for a hamster!!

hamster . . . . . or gerbil?

long live archiot!!!

was wondering the same thing


he just wasted 2 minutes of my life

asshole

ALL HAIL ARCHIOT! Lord and master manipulator of the Megasphere!

drugs+internet=stupid posts

yep lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kill Whitey!

no clue what this thread is about....
but hey, check out my sig :thumbsup

lets go kill whitey!

Wow, lay off the shrooms.

oh my... i hope that's not a reason of white evolutions

White evels with blue eyes!!! Cool!

It's all true, I saw it on C-Span:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ebmiZFSxyh4

I don't know...

Fuck it i dont understood a word

hahaha.. lets see them try

R

lol...this is suppose to be interesting? :P

Flying Spaguetti Monster > All other deities

im white

.. Cortez

Lay down the crack pipe, buddy.