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ron7713nc 11-14-2006 04:07 PM

Do you know what God did for us?
 
God(The Father) loved us so much that He gave His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, to take the punishment for our sins and die in our place. The Holy Bible says, ?God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us?. {Romans 5:8}

The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

God tells us in the Holy Bible exactly what it takes for us to go to Heaven when we die.

First, my friend, you must realize that we were born with a sinful nature. The Holy Bible says, ?For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God?. {Romans 3:23}

This is why we need to be saved so we can go to Heaven and not Hell.

The Holy Bible describes Hell as a place of suffering and pain forever for all those who reject the salvation that only God can give. {Matthew 13:42}

To be saved the Word of God or the Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord(God in human form), and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

Simply believe on Him(Jesus Christ God in human form who was born to a virgin Jewish woman in Bethlehem, Israel) as the one who shed His sinless blood and took your punishment for your sins, died in your place on the Cross, was buried, and whom God(The Father) raised from the dead after 3 days.

You shouldn't wait until later to be saved because you may die before you get another chance. Let God save you this very moment.

If you want to be saved right now just pray a meaningful prayer from your heart to God like the one below and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ(God the Son) I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Now that you are saved you should strive to live a Godly life.

The following website JesusChrist.com will help you learn more about our wonderful Lord and Savior.

You may want to print a copy of this message from your printer so you will have a copy.

Please show this message to your friends and family so they can have a chance to be saved.

Scott McD 11-14-2006 04:08 PM

M'kay !!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-14-2006 04:09 PM

Donny, fake nic :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 11-14-2006 04:10 PM

Jesus Rocks!

:banana

DutchTeenCash 11-14-2006 04:10 PM

ok lemme read and get a drink meanwhile

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/beer.jpg

Star 69 11-14-2006 04:10 PM

WOW, That's your first post.
Welcome to GFY newbie

Fresh 11-14-2006 04:10 PM

cut it out donny


jk lol

Nicky 11-14-2006 04:10 PM

Donny is that you? ^^

OMG Jim 11-14-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11314595)
ok lemme read and get a drink meanwhile

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/beer.jpg

And on the 8th day GOD said "Have a Cold beer and some hot Pussy!

Fucking Priceless Bob

That picture brings a tear to my eye!:1orglaugh
_

DutchTeenCash 11-14-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 11314674)
And on the 8th day GOD said "Have a Cold beer and some hot Pussy!

Fucking Priceless Bob

That picture brings a tear to my eye!:1orglaugh
_

So God went surfing the 9th day right? Cause hot pussy and cold beer was the 8th. Ok :)

Donny 11-14-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11314590)
Donny, fake nic :1orglaugh

No, it's not me. I haven't been making a habit of quoting scriptures to anyone, because I don't think it does a bit of good to do so unless the other person wants to hear it.

notabook 11-14-2006 04:48 PM

Lord Archiot is far superior to your christian god. He's a robot for crying out loud! Robots > Ethereal beings.

E$_manager 11-14-2006 07:01 PM

Don't even know - welcome or he will not return.

Donny 11-14-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11314886)
Lord Archiot is far superior to your christian god. He's a robot for crying out loud! Robots > Ethereal beings.

Your sense of humor always amuses me. I love it.

marketsmart 11-14-2006 08:15 PM

im not going to read that but welcome to gfy lol

Dagwolf 11-14-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11314595)
ok lemme read and get a drink meanwhile

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/beer.jpg

Bottoms up!

http://www.pissyourself.com/pics/6.jpg

CaptainHowdy 11-14-2006 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11314590)
Donny, fake nic :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

MaddCaz 11-14-2006 08:41 PM

Vagine!!!!!!

VoteForPedro 11-14-2006 08:44 PM

Drive by Sermon?

Kimo 11-14-2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VoteForPedro (Post 11316447)
Drive by Sermon?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kuthi123 11-14-2006 09:55 PM

god created pussy and dick to fuck

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-14-2006 10:09 PM

god is dead!

2HousePlague 11-14-2006 10:09 PM

The best thing he did was shut the fuck up and stopped talking to me for so long I had to wonder whether he ever really existed -- :thumbsup



2hp

lucky1 11-14-2006 10:29 PM

This thread has been Hijacked by
Zango

Everyone worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead
http://www.wireeless.com/pics/fsm.jpg

Webmistress - Doreen 11-14-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11314595)
ok lemme read and get a drink meanwhile

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/beer.jpg

uhm lick the spilled liquid

notabook 11-15-2006 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucky1 (Post 11317139)
This thread has been Hijacked by
Zango

Everyone worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead
http://www.wireeless.com/pics/fsm.jpg

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4264/141zx1.jpg

The Flying Spaghetti Monster hungers to plunge his noodly appendages deep within you.

marko13 11-15-2006 01:35 AM

very nice first post....

SleazyDream 11-15-2006 01:38 AM

i never believed any of that Jesus crap till i read that.

suddenly I'm a new man. I see things differently.


Now I realize...................



























































































you're all fucking idiots.

oh wait - I've always thought that :thumbsup

reynold 11-15-2006 07:06 AM

Hello there, Crissy. :)

RyanAdultplex 11-15-2006 07:51 AM

I was waiting for the punchline, but just like the return of the Messiah, it never came.

elasticatedman 11-15-2006 08:59 AM

Lars has seen the light!

ObnoxiousBitch 11-15-2006 09:14 AM


elasticatedman 11-15-2006 09:21 AM

That's good :)

Anybody read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins?

It's a brilliant book. Recommended.

4Man 11-15-2006 09:43 AM

Do you read something about other religions?


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