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computer programming contest!!
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The Devil and Jesus decide that they are going to have a
computer-programming contest.
God counts down. . . 3, 2, 1, Go! and they begin typing and programming
furiously.
After a while, a tremendous lightning flash and thunder erupt and the
power goes off and
the contest is stopped.
After power is restored, God asks to see what the Devil has programmed
and the Devil
responds, ?C?mon God, the power went out we lost everything.?
God walks over to Jesus' computer and asks to see what he has done and
Jesus hits a key
and glorious graphics scroll across the screen and a multimedia routine
kicks in and the
Devil just looks on dumbfounded. He asks how could that be, the power
went off.
God replied, ?Jesus saves!?

lame......

not bad :)

A for effort...i like

Mr. Romance

Here's one:
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl was dead!". "Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?". "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "could be worse I think mine was a witch." " A witch!? Why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite... then she farted and flew out of the window."

Here's another religious joke for you. Not lame for sure.

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did! The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"

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