So does anyone lick their toilet paper when they go #2 (before wiping of course)
 

Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

Ok no more rum and posting for me...

I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over...

sigh...

most definitely not

I've never tried it..somewhat of a moisturizer

no, cant say that i have :1orglaugh

nope.....but i do lick my qtips before jamming them in my ear:thumbsup

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thats weird i never heard that before...
unusual....

I rarely use TP but never have when I do. I'm more of a wet naps/baby wipes person.

You know....they actually make personal wipes for that. And they even have little travel packs that you can carry like little kleenex's, with all kinds of Aloe, and other types of soothing stuff.

Life Lesson #37 :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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oh fuck Td MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i have not actually laughed out loud to a thread in well years.

Can't say I do, I usually wipe like 7 times with dry paper. Then I take some liquid hand-wash soap and spread that on one paper and wipe with that, and after that again with dry paper. That is if I don't have babywipes.

RRRED how bout more rum and some live pics (not of #2 , shower would be fine)

I think bidet's are the best solution. Blasting the area with water at 500 psi must be like a friggin' colonic. :thumbsup

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The things I waste my time on eh?

well thats an interesting theory. I wouldnt ever lick, because of the straight fact that the proximity of the fart gas is so close to the paper.

i don't wipe...

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How dare Rene... but you are not rene.. so fuck you#@@&(!&*#^&^#$&*^$

sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little.

but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.

I *always* take a shit just before the shower, never just after.

nope.... never...

Hey, Platinum Lantern, how did you manage to hack RRRED's account?

I always wash after wiping !!! and so should everybody else, so there's no reason to lick the toilet paper before using it


btw I sale short toilet paper if anybody's interested

Ive never heard of that. hahaha, ill have to ask the wife if she does. :) lol

"Honey, do you lick the toilet paper before wiping your ass, after you've taken a shit?" Yep, sounds romantic.

no no no no no no no

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what the fucking fuck...

I remember seeing a site called the "Dirty Bastard's Association" or something similar.

An email from a viewer of the site asked, "Am I a dirty bastard if I don't flush the toilet after wiping in a public stall?'

DBA's answer: "Dirty Bastards don't wipe their asses"

that sounds kind of disgusting...Plus it doesn't matter if you wipe with toilet paper or a babywipe. It's still dirty...The ONLY way to get it clean is to get in the shower or on a bidet and spread your asshole so the water can wash out the opening.

I heard a story of a British millionnaire who used to wipe with the hotel towels instead of toilet paper. I guess it's way more effecient.

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No tongue necessary

holy shit TD that chop is awesome

the real question is - do you lick the toilet paper BEFORE or AFTER you wipe with it?