SPAM ME WITH your best party tricks!!
 

Ok, I'm going out in a few and need some good ones.

Some of mine are:
Backflip
Drunk Backflip
Drunk failed backflip
Jumping and falling on my head(drunk backflip 2k)
Sleeping while dancing...





you see, not very exciting.. I need fresh stuff!!

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hey, wtf?!?! I was out all night yesterday with no new material.. where the fuck is the gfy party gurus when you need them..

I got a money one for you. It works well in local Vegas Bars,and LA. Its sure fire.
Bet your friends $100 that you will buy every woman in the bar a drink, and not one of them will buy you one back.
And an extra $50, nobody will say thank you.

It's easy money. $150 bucks every time.
You may loose 1 out of 10, but the odds are great. I went six months one time without loosing that bet.
Like I said, In Las Vegas its money.
I tried it once in Phoenix, after a Red Wings game, and got 11 drinks back, Still a winner.

get IBS in the hottub.

Walk up to the host of the party and headbutt the fucker into unconciousness. Hard to beat the kind of attention you'll get by doing that.

Stick a quarter in your nose. I did that with a similarsized finnish coin when I was like 17. Took me almost 2 hours to get it out with 2 matches while in the restaurant, it seemed to impress the girls.

FUBAR is FILLED with my party tricks.

;-)

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