I'm trying to come up with a play on words joke that plays on "heads or tails" -- like the flipping of a coin heads v. tails -- and "getting head" v. "getting some tail (getting laid). Any ideas?

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Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11283661) not funny so far... :uhoh

Now, see that's what I mean. But there's gottta be a joke in there somewhere. Maybe I'm just too big a verbal nerd.

"A man walks into a bar..."

Maybe if there's a gloryhole element -- :playboy

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 11283767) "getting it in the tail"

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"A man walks into a bar and there's an absolutely naked gorgeous blonde sitting on a stool. She's twirling what looks like a Spanish Dubloon between her fingers and smirking smugly..."