Need to buy some weird stuff
 

I am moving into some new office space next week and I need some weird shit to put in the office. I am so sick of people trying to make their office classy and sophisticated even if it doesn't fit their personality. I like to joke around. I don't take life too seriously. I try to always have some fun so I want my office to reflect that. I have allocated $500 to blow on the strangest items I can find. If anyone can find something that could be classified as incredibly strange or highly amusing, PLEASE post it here. I am contemplating buying this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1748991089

Buy NERF guns
I read somewhere you can tweak them for more power and even add electric motors to make them automatics.

Hey - You gotta get a picture for your wall like this...


http://store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1692_12986226




You can see a bunch more at Despair.com



:winkwink:

Flycatcher

Gotta catch 'em all!

Classic, I am going to order that and probably the arrogance or idiocy.

go arrogance.

Haha, fucker. My girlfriend said the same thing.

Here's a good one ...


http://store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1692_12575359





:)

if you want something to really fuck people up get one of these

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1746026842


I have one in my office , the look on peoples faces are priceless

Ventriloquist dummies or clown dolls will freak anyone out.

Old fucked up medical equipment. You can buy quack boxes for $80 or less (the kind doctors used to use to give people shocks).

Pretty much any funky old school electrical equipment, especially if it makes your hair stand up straight.

Glass eyeballs and dental palates. Funhouse distortion mirror.

A big fucking monitor lizard behind glass. A big scary fish with teeth behind glass.

My personal favorite: buy a large exercise ball and use it for a chair. You just bounce all day in front of your monitor. What the fuck keeps it fun better than that? This can create extreme "what the fuck."

I know exactly what you're talking about.