I beat the internet!!!!
 

The end guy is hard..

:1orglaugh

I just used cheats I found on this one website...

http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top


#4278 +(450)- [X]

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

LOL HAHAHA


#5319 +(640)- [X]

<weDge> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die.

BWAHAHAHA!!! My favorite. LOL is this one

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that :1orglaugh

Hey, the big boss at the end of the internet, did he look like Lens?

i wondered what that crazy bitch was doing at the time, now it all makes sense

#2994 +(5)- [X]

(phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS
(evulanjal) lol
(qdial) that sounds ghetto
(qdial) what will it do?
(phibor) nothing, just like true ******s.
(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA
(phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too

#5411 +(224)- [X]

(factorial_nine) "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
(factorial_nine) GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

i beat yo mama on the ass

#5598 +(436)- [X]
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

sweeeeeeeeeet!

i'm gonna be indexing my irc quotes like that too :) here's some of my more recent favorites.. i apologize if they're kinda.. "inside jokes"

01:45 (raya_) well he's gotta get laid somehow
01:45 (trout_) true that raya
01:45 (trout_) tired of sticking 7 inches in ragdolls.
01:45 (raya_) i thought it was 7.5
01:45 (trout_) not for a ragdoll

10:02 (SkullOne) i learned one of my friends believes in god
10:02 (SkullOne) what a fruitcake

12:59 (k-girl) don't you guys just love those shits where afterwards you feel like youve lost weight?

10:10 (d7) girl: chris, you make me think so much
10:10 (d7) I think about you a lot
10:10 (d7) chris:
10:10 (d7) sorry, all I just heard was blah blah blah, I'm a trashy whore

09:13 (SkullOne) the only STD i wouldnt mind is crabs... ive always wanted a pet of my own

03:27 (nitework) mike: as Opuz once said, "You need an ASP before you get rid of your CSP"
03:27 (mike_) ?
03:28 (nitework) alternate source of pussy and current source of pussy

01:09 (skullone-) i have a movie of me drawing a face on my ass

02:39 (_dvs) my computer is making noises
02:39 (_dvs) like its bleeding

12:46 (trout_) i was making sure i am clean on search engines in case i ever run for office
12:46 (trout_) and then mike put a quotes page up

07:29 (opuz) i think /kill makes our kids violent
07:29 (opuz) we should replace it with /teddybear

01:53 (opus) i only apply to CEO jobs
01:54 (opus) maybe thats why i'm unemployed

11:24 (trout_) i find myself saying stuff
11:24 (trout_) just to make it on your webpage.

01:23 (shadowrye) we should have pirate themed porn
01:23 (shadowrye) sluts ahoy!
01:24 (shadowrye) and the only allowed words are argh and poopdeck

ok that's enough outta me. who knows how many of those are only funny for me since i know these fucks :)

no9 one can beat the internet

<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.

Bwaaaahahaha. I can't stop reading these.

Okay, so am I the only one that surfed out to see if slutsahoy.com was still available? Man I'm lame.
-Rev.

LOL, this one rocks ;)

Mikkel: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Celestya: i dont think so
Mikkel: Wanna go camping?

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<.ohm.> damn
<.ohm.> FUCK
<.ohm.> DAMN
<.ohm.> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<.ohm.> FUCK
<.ohm.> i go like this to her
<.ohm.> "i want to suck on your clit"
<.ohm.> FUCK
:1orglaugh

Awesome site!
they just got bookmarked :)

:eek7 that is FUCKED up.

the kind of shit that makes men into murderers; ever seen Falling Down?
:BangBang:

This is fucking CLASSIC!!

#5273 +(957)- [X]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

:1orglaugh

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