How can I get Girls
 

I need some help getting girls. My motto is "the more times I step up to bat, the more chances I have to hit a home run"....but lately I have beeen hitting pop flies and getting struck out.

So my new line is "do you want to go boating with me"....what girl doesn't want to go boating.....but then half the time I can never get the girls to come over, and the other times I be marinating them in the hot tub with the finest bottle of wine that $6.88 can buy.....but it is like a 5% closure ratio.

How do I close more deals....I need help from the girls on the board.

-Brad

:helpme

tell you how...


use every single opportunity to meet a girl. If you walk by one and she smiles, stop, turn around and talk to her. Do not let any single opportunity pass. Anywhere. Do whatever you can to get close to her and start talking. Everything that you have to do, you do

first say, Hi, im XXXXX, whats your name? And then do anything you can to start conversation, tell her that it would be very cool to get her phone number because you want to hang out and talk. Call every single number that you get and set up a date

take her out for a drink or dinner, someplace quiet.

Get to know her





Dude, you have NOTHING to lose, play the numbers :winkwink:

r u that ugly? No offense but what do you look like so we can better assess?

pick up chicks :evil-laug

Spoken lik a true adult webmaster..........ratio's?

Ignore them...treat them mean keep them kean..never talk about ex-girlfriends..never burp, fart or scratch your arse...but just remember play hard to get even though you are the easiest lay in the world...it works wonders...human nature states that we always want what we cant afford....shame I cant stick to this plan of action as someone on this board knows!!!:angel

doesn't really matter, it is just fun going through all of them to try to find that special one :thumbsup

imagine if every single hit you got resulted in either a free trial or monthly recurring...

I tried saying "Hi, I'm XXXXX, what's your name?" and I would never have guessed how many girls are named YYYYY!!!

I am thinking I could base my Paysite on you :thumbsup big pimping :)

smile, be polite, be friendly, listen to her...

MONEY...

Whatever....we are the ones who are in control....not them... PRIORITIES;):thumbsup

okaaaaaaay, now that you are her new girlfriend or that "special" guy friend that she like to talk to about all the other "assholes" she is banging.

ignore them and treat them like they dont matter to you.

makes them insane.

Damn skippy

Gotta agree on this one. Just say "fuck 'em" do your own thing at all times and eventually they'll just come up and rip your clothes off. :thumbsup

im talking about when you are first meeting them, see what they are like, whether there is a connection or not

you dont have to call them back if you dont want to

that is how dating works


but the more times you go, the better your odds are

and its fun

here's some great pickup lines for you to use:

Hello, I am single, unemployed and I live with my parents

Can I feel your bum?

I?m in a band, does that turn you on?

Hi, I?m not gay

Is your father a terrorist, cause you?re da bomb!

Nice legs! What time they open?

Hi, I want to drink your bathwater

What do you think about the Mid-East crisis

Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?

Hello, I am sorry, but I just had to tell you that I would rather be rejected by you than hit on by any other beautiful person in this club

Make sure to write them down and good luck :thumbsup

Hi, my name is Sly... I sell porn, wanna go watch some?

Worst case scenario bust out a

http://penisruler.com/secret4.jpg


And let the ruler do the work for you!


If shes retarded she will be even easier, if she has a brain and a sense of humor she will laugh and warm up to ya lol

You just have to lower your standards man. Find yourself some nice thalidomide girls; they're easy.

Find the nastiest, skankiest fugliest girl you can and make a move on her...she's most likely been ignored...then fuck so hard she'll never forget you...then take her to the beach or another public area and ignore the other chicks on the beach and loudly procliam to her how hot she is...she'll be all in love with you and the other girls will be baffled why you're being so nice to this skank and ignoring then and it'll drive them insane....then finally when a hottie gets desperate wondering why you're dissing her and porking this she-beast, you can drop the skank and get some of that hottie...then of course the skank will be borken hearted and probably stalk you and eventually kill you in your own living room in a pool of blood...but you'll at least have gotten to fuck a hottie.........

How's that been converting for ya lately Sykk ??

show us your stats .... LOL

Just be outgoing, talk to as many women as possible. You dont have to hit on every one of them, but talk to as many as possible.

and if you have a Mullet, shoot yourself cause youre gonna die alone. lol

Find the nastiest, skankiest fugliest girl you can and make a move on her...she's most likely been ignored...then fuck so hard she'll never forget you...then take her to the beach or another public area and ignore the other chicks on the beach and loudly procliam to her how hot she is...she'll be all in love with you and the other girls will be baffled why you're being so nice to this skank and ignoring then and it'll drive them insane....then finally when a hottie gets desperate wondering why you're dissing her and porking this she-beast, you can drop the skank and get some of that hottie...then of course the skank will be borken hearted and probably stalk you and eventually kill you in your own living room in a pool of blood...but you'll at least have gotten to fuck a hottie.........
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She's gotta wonder "are you hung like Roddy McDowell or is that a wad of fifties in your pants" within the first 90 seconds or it's game over.



Nah, just dress well, smell good, and be confident and friendly and funny and you'll do fine. And Like Labret says, once you get them hooked, don't chase them, and don't pay too much attention to them or they think they actually get a say in anything that matters.

you want girls?

go to church
it's the biggest meat market with the kinkiest biotches

Dammit if hyper isn't 100% right.

Combine his advice with mine and you're in velvet pussy up to your earlobes.

Fuck chasing women! I stopped playing that little game when I turned 16. I don't do a damn thing until a woman makes the first move or flirts with me. It won't get you as many women numerically as trying to be a player will, but it will get you women who *want* to fuck you silly and make you happy. I've done it the other way around, and every time its been miserable.

As others have said, you have to be secure and confident enough that you *really* don't need 'em to play it this way. Faking that attitude won't work ;-)

females - arrgh. since breaking up with my g/f, the only girls i've met are 18-21, and only interested in money, cars and 'having a good time'.

it seems impossible to meet attractive, *INTELLIGENT* girls, 24-29.

*stomps off to church*

EXACTLY! And if you have a chick friend, have her hang out with you around these girls. It makes em want you more. That or put a ring on your finger.

Making girls laugh has always worked for me.

Treat them like a good friend, be interested in who they are and what they think.

Stop trying to get them into bed on the first date.

"treat them like dirt and they will stick like mud"

OK...thanks for the input everyone....I used to have game back in the day....then I started dating my buddies sister for about two years and she broke me....ever since then I have no game, I think it is carma getting me back for all of the dirty things I did with my buddies sister >: )

Crap, bullshit!

All this "smile, listen to her" and "Get to know her" shit makes me sick! :1orglaugh This fucking shit sounds like what they used to say to their chick in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. But for God's sake, we are in the fucking 21st century!
Girls tend to talk, talk, talk, .... talk, talk and talk endlessly, nonstop, about nothing, and by the time they get to the end, you already forgot the beginning. Now what I support, and this has always made me lucky, is "treat them mean, keep them kean" shit. And one more thing, "We are in control, not them" - absolutely right.
Now, about asking a girl to a date, to a "quiet place" - bullshit!
And who do you think is gonna pay for the date? Heh, bigshot?
That's right, YOU are. And the stupid gals know that - and that's why they will always, and I repeat always, will order the most expensive drink, the most expensive dish, and will always choose the most expensive restaurant in town. Their small brain thinks that if a guy asked her out, this means that the guys likes her - which is not always true. So they decide to bankrupt us, to fuck us, etc.
But overall, it's a good idea to spend some quality time with a gal you like. But it's also a good idea to keep the costs down. So what I would suggest is a little picnic - and each of you brings something. For example - you bring the food, and she brings the drinks, or whatever.
But for God's sake, never let the girl even suspect that you like her. If she knows that you like her, she will keep it hard to get, she will reject you when ever she can, she will make fun of you - and you know why? Because she knows that you will keep coming back, and asking her out. So plz, do me a favour - dont be naive with girls, and never let them think that you have any feelings for them
:)

Post your pic so we can see what you look like. :winkwink:

ya play it cool and treat them like shit and it works... :glugglug

Listen pal here is the secret to success....and today I offer it for Free!

Hang out in Gay bars and clubs.... dress nice fit in with them gays.
Women TOTALLY LOVE gays....they are completely off guard and
every women has to have a gay friend...

Women tell their gay friends everything....their darkest little
secrets....slowly let them know that you have doubts about
you being gay....slowly tell her she's the reason of your doubt.

Unless you screw up bad....she will offer full assistance with
converting you to a true Hetero!

Needles to say that the competition in Gay bars is usually
quite low.....:1orglaugh

DynaMite

good idea

You could always buy a mail order Russian bride. :Graucho

sounds like a good plan EXCEPT all the gay guys you gotta reject! a good friend of mine is gay and people at gay clubs are pretty direct sometimes, if you know what i mean :helpme

Chicks don't like guys that act too desperate. You have to convince her you actually do have a life, and don't bug her too much.

There has to be a chase, has to be a challenge. If you are too much of a prick you will probably chase off the good ones. If you are too much of a sucker you will get shafted.

My problem is that women are always making passes on me, and since I'm very happily married, I ain't about to do anything about it:)

Yeah I think you got the diea -- maybe chicks finally know what they want at 25 -- so if you get right in there at 24 you got them hooked LOL... I think if you want intelligent chicks you need an intelligent city -- like NY maybe... ;)

There's hella chicks that are just waiting to hookup at.....CHURCH.
Hit up all the non-sunday events too.

Forget women, get a dog. The reward/cost ratio is much better.

That's illegal FATpad...

:winkwink:

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