Things you do when nobody is watching...
 

Come on, spill your guts!:pimp

you tell first ;)

jack off...

Alright... sometimes when I fart I catch it and try to smell it. But If my wife is around I throw it in her face. :pimp

you need to step your game up. fart in the bathtub and try to catch the bubbles... :pimp

Picking my boogers?

I'm always watching what I do.

I shit in the coffee machine.

Dance to 80's music in the nude...:uhoh

Watch cartoons.Hehehe

look @ midget porn :)

I usually do that in public, big turn on

I have a tic of scratching my left nipple. I came to do it so often when im nervous that I sometimes do it in public without noticing.

:1orglaugh fuck man .... i thought i am the only one :thumbsup

it was my thought..hehe

:1orglaugh

hahaha,good one :)

thats it?

I am too mesmerized by your sig.. can't think..

I listen to The Cheeky Girls. :(

I pick my nose.

i really should do that when no ones around :Oh crap