My script for the most terrifying movie ever:
 

Fade in to dude coming home from Walmart.


He puts the food and DVDS away quickly, then heads to his home office.

<insert scary muzac here>


As he sits down to see the error messages resulting from the fact that his internet connection is down, blood begins to drip down the walls. He grimaces from the stench of death and offlineness that is wafting through the room.

He frantically tries to refresh his homepage and connect to ICQ. He fails.


Fade out to his horrified screams.


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "












And thats just the intro. I'll win an Oscar for this when it's all done and stuff.

can i be in your movie jim?

You can be the source of the blood. Hit me up.

does this mean i get to make the fake blood (got a great way to make sugar red blood that can be eaten), cause you know my friends call me emril :)

http://www.imagepup.com/up/Htjg_1162946749_emril.jpg