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CDSmith 07-10-2002 02:44 PM

Have sex to lose weight?
 
This ads a new meaning to the term "work out partner"

Who needs a gym membership when you can set up a daily 2 hour rigorous sex regimen and lose all the weight you want? According to tons of studies, sex is also therapeutic for your mind and soul, it improves circulation and cardio-vascular health, and it is especially helpful and therapeutic when one has sex during illness.

In other words, if you have a headache, having sex is one of the things you SHOULD have. It eases tension and relieves stress, and releases all sorts of endorphins and such.

Anyone using this weight loss plan?

Nina 07-10-2002 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This ads a new meaning to the term "work out partner"

Who needs a gym membership when you can set up a daily 2 hour rigorous sex regimen and lose all the weight you want? According to tons of studies, sex is also therapeutic for your mind and soul, it improves circulation and cardio-vascular health, and it is especially helpful and therapeutic when one has sex during illness.

In other words, if you have a headache, having sex is one of the things you SHOULD have. It eases tension and relieves stress, and releases all sorts of endorphins and such.

Anyone using this weight loss plan?

ME!

mike503 07-10-2002 02:47 PM

used to see thicker chicks in high school turn into sticks over the summer.. wouldn't you know they were also "seeing" some of the dirty guys.. i think it works for a lot of people :)

Paul Markham 07-10-2002 02:48 PM

I had a two hour frantic sex session and immediately lost two pounds.

Unfortunatley it was with the maid, Eva caught us and chopped off my dick. :Graucho

CDSmith 07-10-2002 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
I had a two hour frantic sex session and immediately lost two pounds.

Unfortunatley it was with the maid, Eva caught us and chopped off my dick. :Graucho

LOL, in your DREAMS you got a 2 pound dick. Don't have it reattached, take it to a taxidermist and get it stuffed and mounted.



Nina, I need a new workout partner, know anyone? Personal referrals are my life :D

Sly_RJ 07-10-2002 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
I had a two hour frantic sex session and immediately lost two pounds.

Unfortunatley it was with the maid, Eva caught us and chopped off my dick. :Graucho

How long did it take her to find it?

Pornwolf 07-10-2002 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This ads a new meaning to the term "work out partner"...

...Anyone using this weight loss plan?

I would suggest this to more people but for those people truly overweight professional sex trainers normally cost around $250 an hour. I'm sure you could get a decent trainer for $50 in the Bronx though.

CDSmith 07-10-2002 03:07 PM

"professional sex trainer"....... my new dream job.

Paul Markham 07-10-2002 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
LOL, in your DREAMS you got a 2 pound dick. Don't have it reattached, take it to a taxidermist and get it stuffed and mounted.

I don't know how much a dick weighs.
All I do know is it can be the lightest thing in the world.
A thought will raise it:)

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

How long did it take her to find it?

What Eva or the maid?
The maid found stuck between her legs as she bent over to pick up my shirt.:)

CDSmith 07-10-2002 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
All I do know is it can be the lightest thing in the world.
A thought will raise it

Damn Paul, you are just full of it today.

I mean wit, not it. heh heh.

Beastiepoo 07-10-2002 04:15 PM

If only I had time and energy for 2 hours of vigorous sex a day. It prolly would be a great way to lose weight...

foe 07-10-2002 04:25 PM

Do that all the time, much better than excersize

Ted 07-10-2002 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith


In other words, if you have a headache, having sex is one of the things you SHOULD have. It eases tension and relieves stress, and releases all sorts of endorphins and such.


One of my ex's believed sex was a good cure for a headache, I thought it was a load of crap, but never argued with her when she asked me to help fix her headache :1orglaugh

Hypo 07-10-2002 05:39 PM

Never worked for me CD. Is there proof this is true?

CDSmith 07-10-2002 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hypo
Never worked for me CD. Is there proof this is true?
The weight loss or the headache cure?



Well, sex does burn calories, and if it's done in a prolonged way aggressively it can even be aerobic, so yeah, it would be classed as exercise then and would help you to lose weight if coupled with a proper diet.

Time for a workout.

wsjb78 07-11-2002 01:17 AM

Anyone of those gorgeous webmistresses willing here to help me loosing some weight?

miss^behaving 07-11-2002 02:25 AM

well all i can say is it hasnt worked for me.... :(
i even upped the regime to 4 hours a day......my poor hubby is fading away to nearly nothing tho.....

FATPad 07-11-2002 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
I had a two hour frantic sex session and immediately lost two pounds.

Unfortunatley it was with the maid, Eva caught us and chopped off my dick. :Graucho

LOL

Charly actually made a funny.

RATBOY 07-11-2002 08:18 AM

I am now a living stick figure. I need to become a monk for a few months to gain it back.


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