Donny is going to be a TV Evangelist.
 

"Preacher's Son Turned Pornographer, Turns Evangelist"

He's going to make millions off his movies and book deals as well.

You read it here first, bookmark this thread. :thumbsup

Donny's a moron

Will he then announce he's gay?

Haha somehow that wouldn't surprise me. It's just a business anyways...

yessir!!!!

Then shortly after he'll buy some meth and have a good ol' time at a chip n' dales club.

And you're ignorant.

Donny will be on this list next year.

http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101...say/index.html

is he working yet?

We did that tonight. :pimp

I guess you missed my answer to this same question (from you even) in another thread. Why should I answer it again if you're not gonna pay attention, my man?

Yes.

8 char....

I found Jesus years ago.


































Went to the tool shop to buy the hammer and nails. Seems the job was bodged first time round.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is one of my all time favorite lyrics.....

I told the priest
Don't count on any second coming.
God got his ass kicked
The first time he came down here slumming
He had the balls to come
The Gall to die and then forgive us-
No, I don't wonder why
I wonder what he thought it would get us

Snoop Dogg?

?orly? 78

he needs to hook up in holy wedlock with Crissy Moran - then the two of them become the new Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. they would be huge - an ex whoremonger and whore reborn - huge, make the money anybody makes in porn look like chump change.

All religious freaks are hypocrites, hypocritic people make me sick.

Riiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttt.


:eek7

No problem with that as long as he doesn't bring that thing here..

Who gives a shit what this annoying clown does.
Whoop-dee-doo, he found Jesus. I hope he chokes on his cock.

I don't think he'll get any movies made but there's no doubt he could make some serious cash off christian book sales and speaking engagements. The ex-pornographer titilation factor is an easy sell to that crowd.

That answer will not cut it if you are going to be a preacher.

Explain why not? Because it doesn't fit your stereotype of what a "Christian" or a "preacher" is? If that's the case, your eyes would be opened just as much as mine have been hanging out with the types of people I've met... people who realize things in the church desperately need to change. Changes are definitely being made.

Actually, I already have been filmed for a part in an upcoming movie. Said movie already has a spot at the Sundance Film Festival. I am very confident that due to the subject matter, most of you will see it.

show them the light...

Or Darkness...

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was thinking more along the lines of a bio-pic but that's cool you're going to be in a documentary. Because of what you said I assume it's about porn. Is it about porn in general or internet porn in particular?

EDIT - is it a documentary or are you an actor? I guess I assumed too much.

Internet porn in particular. My interview is not what most would expect from a Christian. That's part of the reason the producers loved my interview so much. When they met me, they flat out said, "You look nothing like what we'd expect from a pornographer, especially based on some of the other people we've videotaped!" To which I replied that there are a lot of things they wouldn't expect about the people behind porn. I told them that if they really wanted a true documentary they needed to show all sides, not just the bad. I communicated my point very well, and they agreed.

It may surprise you all to know that I stick up for pornographers to Christians. I point out that if Christians hate porn so much they need to stop trying to take away the rights of those who produce it, and instead educate their people how to avoid it.

Awesome! :thumbsup

I look forward to seeing it. :)

It seems like only a handful of monthss ago that my man Donny was arguing with me vehemently that there was no God, and that if he did exist he is an uncaring bastard.

Oh wait... it WAS a handful of months ago. :D
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=650196 ....Donny, was that the thread that got the ball rolling on your transformation?


Damn, things change quick around here.

religion is the best MLM scam ever.

Porn and sin, and then salvation through finding Jesus is a great theme. The Christian right would eat it up.

Oprah next.

aren't you worried about the edited version? you do realize that someone more important has the final say as to what is shown correct?

get the koolaid ready :thumbsup

Donny, bad news for you: You are not a pornographer anymore. You are possibly the worst person to ask for an opinion about the online porn business, because your current beliefs make online porn (any porn for that matter) a complete and total sin. In order to be truly accepting of the word of God, you would be looking back at your "previous life" as one of sin, debauchery, and misdeeds... and you would look back at it with hatred and disgust.

If you don't have those feelings, then I suspect your "conversion" isn't any more real that Luke Ford and his dalliance with the Jewish life. Surface you might be there, but under the covers you aren't so sure.

Oh yeah, take your god loving ass to a christian board and leave us nice porn people alone. We don't shit in your back yard, quit shitting in ours.

I hope his girls leaves him and takes up with Aaron M.

He shouldn't :Oh crap

Donny's gone with god

You really have a problem with me, don't ya? The tables can be flipped to tell you that you are also the worst person to ask what a Christian should be. I'll give you one clue: few of today's "Christians" really act "like Christ", which is what the word is supposed to mean.

Do you think the Jesus of the Bible would look at you with the "hatred and disgust" you mention? If you answer "yes" to that one it's obvious you haven't read said Bible. The answer is "no". He loved everyone regardless of what they do.

I think I hurt a lot of people by producing porn. Most affected are the models. I'll do what I can to try to "make up" for that, but I hate nothing about my past. Hatred of the past is a ridiculous notion.

As for hanging out here, I have no plans to leave anytime soon. So unless I'm banned for some reason, you'll see me around. Feel free to add me to your ignore list if you don't like reading what I write.

The answer to your question is "Yes, I'm worried about the edited version". But there's nothing I can do about that. It will be a great piece if they keep my words in the context they were spoken in.

Does wishing bad things for other people fulfill you in some way, Brad?

By the way, she'll be in LA this week, hanging out with Aaron. I won't be there. :)

Donny, basic bible contradiction 101: Jesus loves everyone, but you will go to hell if you don't do what he says. If he truly loved everyone, would he not accept them for what they are, rather than requiring them to live in his image?

No different from a drunken parent getting pissed off because their 16 year old went out drinking.

Which christian chat boards do you post on? I am thinking that a nice discussion over there about pussy pictures and how good youa re at taking them might be in order.

Move along. I have a real huge issue with religeous do-gooders. I spotted your shit already Donny, here to minister to the ignorant webmasters. MOVE ALONG ALREADY.

well then pray they don't make a mockery of what you said. and lets us know when it's out. i'd like to see this and no i'm not being sarcastic and i am not into religion of any kind. i'm just interested in learning that's all.

sticky fingerz in 10 years? :Oh crap

oh damnggg

meet jesus christ pornstar

http://www.jesuschristpornstar.com/toon.jpg

!!!! -.-