Riddle Me This...
 

I just got thinking about this somehow

ya know, wal-mart is a huge family oriented establishment, they wont even allow R rated movies or swear words in their music... now how the fuck does this happen?

Playboy's Women of Wal-Mart
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8653/13204fuu2.jpg

If Wal-Mart is so damn family oriented then why do they allow their name to be associated with a porn company, let alone supposedly allow their employees to be photographed naked by playboy, then parade around as the hotties of wal-mart naked?

imo women of starbucks was beter

is that real or what???

well u know they didnt have shit to do w/ it...

If it's real, what is that girl doing working at Wal*Mart?

i really don't care if its real or not, im just curious as to how Wal-Mart can be a family oriented establishment but allows an adult company to use its name in their products...

real or not.. if she's a hottie why do a riddle? :)

1. Wal Mart pays shit wages.
2. Girls like money.
3. Playboy is considered artful and acceptable nudes.
4. Playboy + money > shit wages.
5. Girl gets fired by Wal Mart.
6. Girl hopes to get better job due to skin in playboy.
7. Wal Mart goes GRRRRR at Playboy.
8. Playboy goes HAHA at Wal Mart.
9. Wal Mart considers hostile takeover of Playboy.
10. Wal Mart lawyer says, no bad juju, bad PR.... Down Walton's, Down!
11. Wal Mart ponders suing Playboy.
12. Playboy reminds Wal Mart of previous case histories.
13. Wal Mart runs figures, cousin Jed from accounting says err bad... Plus we fight they win with more sales and then win again and we get kicked in nuts.
14. Playboy giggles.
15. Wal Mart double checks fire at will and moral clauses of girls contracts.
16. Wal Mart prepares spin and media counter measures.
17. Magazine comes out to normal success except in towns where girls live where it will sell more copies.
18. Most of the girls hopes quickly get dashed as no real good jobs arrive.
19. People come to Wal Mart looking for girls, they end up buying made in China crap at high markup.
20. Wal Mart giggles.

Corporate American carries on.

How family-oriented can WalMart be? They fuckin sell GUNS, ammunition, and knives there.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Post of the Year Award. That's pretty much exactly how it will go down too.