A new cinematic lowpoint
 

Just when I thought Hollywood could get any more pathetic, they had to go and do this.

http://www.sacbee.com/state_wire/sto...-4535751c.html

Coming soon. Superman Versus Batman

I can hear the comic book dorks arguing already.

You know they are going to cast the cheesiest fuckers for both rolls, and it is going to end gay because you know its going to end up being some gay ass American morality tale.

Everyone knows Superman would fuck Batman up. Superman could just fly at supersonic speed and freeze that fruity fucker before he could dig into his gay ass utility belt for his lipstick.

apparently you've never seen zoolander....

Hollywood gets more pathetic every day.

lame. all batman has is a 'toolbelt' right? okay...

Yeah I also have a big tool below my belt...well maybe if those sodding penis enlargement pills had worked....:Oh crap :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

lol:1orglaugh

I wanna see something cool. Batman and Spiderman vs Darth Vader and Hannibal Lecter. Something interesting.

fuck Batman, Superman rocks. He can't walk, but he can fly

fuck

and they're coming out with a shitload of sequels too..

- meet the fockers (meet the parents)
- analyze this 2
- men in black 2
- stuart little 2
- spy kids 2
- austin powers 3 (it'll be funny i'm sure. but "yet another" sequel..)

some prequel to silence of the lambs..

i know i've seen more. i thought this summer was gonna be crazy with sequels but all these are still to come..

seems like hollywood is scrounging to make any money they can.. at least there's still shit like minority report with completely unique storylines (or at least not done over and over and over again..)

Its not so much that hollywood is scrounging.... its that the number of assholes who will pay to see that shit is multiplying daily.

Hollywood will capitalize on whatever it can in huge doses until it whatever it is stops making money.

true.

I have no choice but to be offended by all this.

I work in and hate "hollywood"

Here is Baby RedShoe during her visit to my work last week.

http://kevinyagher.com/exxxotica/ND-with-chucky.jpg

You'll have to just trust me on this one, but under her yellow smiley disguise, she is smiling. :)

Hahahah..

Analyze this will not be called "Analyze this 2" it is titled "anlyze that"

The prequeal to Silence of the Lambs was done, many, many years ago, it's called "Manhunter" It was actually more believeable that Silence of the Lambs, and if you're in to those films for the dramatic acting, and believeability, then Manhunter was by far the best of the trilogy.

I think the next one (which is actually a Manhunter remake) is called "Search for the Red Dragon" or something like that.

Manhunter even had a better "Lektor" character. The original Lektor wasn't played by Anthony Hopkins. He was played by Brian Cox.

The Matrix Sequels should be pretty good :-)

gotta love the victim rolling down the parking garage ramp in a blazing wheelchair scene
:thumbsup

that is bogus.. superman against batman??

of course superman would win duh

but why put a good guy aginst a good guy .. wat would be a good reason for these two to fight?

A) Dick size
or
B) Pussy

that's like my problem with the whole Freddy Vs. Jason thing...having two villians against each other

I have much love for Freddy The K and The Big J Man, but I don't want to see these two duke it out...fuck that

take Freddy back to his roots and stop turning him into a fucking comedian and explain Jason X (which was a damn fine film by the way) was all a dream or some shit and get him back to doing what he does best: hacking immoral teenagers to pieces



let's not forget there is another sequel in our midst...Die Another Day, the 20th James Bond movie...and Indiana Jones 4 (maybe Indy in a resthome fighting evil elderly nursess who try to forcefeed him creamed spinach?)

Batman's not stupid. He whips out one piece of kryptonite and superpunk is fuckola'd. Couple of slaps upside his superhead with the batarang and it's game over.

Could be a short movie.

Dumbasses. They already killed the whole fucking comic book market 8 years ago... now the only thing that makes them bank is these stupid fucking movies.

Brad