Fact : Jesus probably (most likely) had a wife
 

And was prolly getting drunk every night on good wine too.

and was probably not blonde with blue eyes.

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didnt they all look like that back then?

Now THAT is suspicious! A Straight man would make SHITLOADS of beer! NOT wine!

Hmm, I don't think so, jesus was a good man

? I know that marriage is really bad but good guys can make mistakes too :2 cents:!

I have a wife too.. Does that mean I'm a perfect Godly son?

There is a good chance that he was Bi. Many guys back then just fucked whatever would have them...Shit so not much has changed in the last 2k years :)

I don't care about your bisexual mexican gardener Jesus and his wife!

I grew up with my mother tellin me ..

"jesus was a good man, but honey, Jesus liked the whores!"

If Jesus was a fag, why did he have a wife? Hmm...

Fact: probably and most likely are not really facts.

He had a wife and she cals Maria.

shit I'd marry Jesus for the power...

One little bit of trivia that would lead one to believe that he was in fact married.

In the bible, Jesus is repeatedly called, "Rabbi." Back then, in order to be a rabbi, you absolutely had to be married.

Rabbis were naturally considered leaders, so the pratical logic goes something like this: Most people are married. If you're going to lead married people, then you too should be married. That way, you are equipped to relate to your followers, flock, etc. more effectively, because you deal with the same issues, experiences and struggles that they do.

Guess it depends on your translation. Rabbi can also mean "teacher."

Any "Fact" that has the words "probably" and "most likely" just has to be true.

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i am sure he had a wife, otherwise he would have fucked his apostel brothers

Jesus was seen kissing Mary on the mouth many times and it pissed off his disciples (John or Paul, I forget which one). They documented it but of course you won't find that in the Bible. There are thoughts that the holy grail is the seed of Jesus (meaning he knocked up Mary). If that is correct then one of you assholes could be a direct descendant of Jesus.

As for the white skin, blue eyes.. of course not. Jesus was Arabic.

God, I hate Christianity.

You read it in one of their blogs or something?

Your mistaken this only goes on for fat americans

strange poeple why not live in peace

you mean jesus didnt look like ted nugent lol

It's written in the Gospel of Philip.

of course he was married, why else do you think he had no problem with being killed?

Surprised someone as 'seasoned' as yourself would be so quick to be a smart ass. No, the church later discovered gospels written and omitted them for entry in the bible. However they are out there and on display. The Vatican has a lot of them locked away and admit to it. Religion is 60% belief and 40% what they want you to know. But keep praying... its really working out.

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You are a women-hater or something?

titties and wine, oh yes

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