Top 10 Reasons why Gay Marriage is Wrong.
 

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing as a person and can sign a marriage contract.

I Support Gay Marriages!





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Oh yea, abominations to mankind are definitely EQUAL to everyone else. Stupid uneducated liberals.

well i dont know if gay marriage is right or wrong.

what i do know is WRONG is when you go around telling people gay marriage is wrong while at the same time buying CRYSTAL METH and having a HOMO RENT BOY slam his cock into your ass.

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May be it has scence, but gays are also people that need to have some rights...
At least it is not forbitten by law to date for them.

I love it!!!

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1. Because instead of enfranchising gays, encouraging gays, giving gays a stake in society, and trying to give marital stability to a notoriously promiscuous segment --we should continue to shame gays and drive gays underground so they can continue to have thousands of illicit lovers and spread A.I.D.S. and drive up health care costs.

i didn't know that hanging out with tall people made you tall....any more info on this? pls...i need to grow 3 inches by next week...

Isn't the very idea of marriage deeply rooted in religion that both rejects and is rejected by many homosexuals? If that's the case, wouldn't civil unions be more appropriate?

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so wrong...

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Here you are 10 reasons
wrong x 10

But doesn't the concept of marriage stem from religion? I could be wrong here, I just thought it was a biblical thing.

Would civil unions with the exact same protections be acceptable, or does it have to be called marriage?

Well in the bible there is multiple wives, wedding of family members and well that is just from the "good guys".

I think what you are hinting at goes back to that awkward time in the past when the church was and or just ran the Government. Marriage then was done to align given kingdoms into peace and harmony. It was carried down though to the lower ranks of society and was seen more as a property arrangement. Dowries and the like were demanded and it increased the overall wealth and power of families. More often than not these marriages were not done with the consent of either the bride nor groom.

I'm glad to live in the Netherlands, we don't have idiots like that there.

Gay marriage is ok if you ask me....

Thanks a lot for the links. Haven't seen that, yet.
It actually gives me some hope that there's a public voice of reason out there.

You can also marry a cat there?

my official opinion on religion is that it was created by the powers that be to frighten people into thinking that if you didn't live up to gods will then you were going to a scary place called "hell", thus thwarting anarchy and civil destruction.

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Great post, man. Good way to illustrate the absurdity of those who oppose gay marriage.

What gets me about the "gay is not natural" argument is that it is logically inconsistent and inaccurate. First of all, it is inaccurate because there's many many species of birds and mammals where same sex contact occurs in a decent % of the population. Second, it is logically inconsistent since if the argument is STRAIGHT = NATURAL (and thereby okay), then you'd have to argue that NATURAL ACTS = NATURAL (and thereby okay). The problem is INCEST, COPROPHAGY, and tons of other activities are NATURAL ACTS. So they're natural and hence "okay"? Notice the arbitrariness?

The average gay A.I.D.S. patient has had 1100 lifetime sexual partners. That's significant. It's alot more than just "more opportunities."

70% of A.I.D.S. patients in the US are gay/ bisexual.

Our society desperately needs to adopt gay marriage to give stability to the gay community.

gay is :error of nature

Quick response on part one of it.

Men typically have higher sex drive than most women. Men want quick hit it style sex. Now when both parties are that way the amount of sex goes way the hell up.

As for your AIDS stats. I find it highly objectionable. Considering that the largest AIDS growth sector is poor black women, followed closely by IV drug users. Neither of which many are gay and or bi-sexual.
There may be some down lo sex going on that attributes to the black women issue, though the vast majority of it comes from men in prison. Where oddly enough they do not issue condoms since well sex never happens in prison right? and they do not test people for AIDS when they leave. I would not count these people as bi-sexual either.
Other area of course is IV drug users. Again something fairly easy to fix if we could just get around to having needle exchange programs, but well that is socially unacceptable and all.

It is very akin to teaching only abstinence in schools and Government funded programs. Then on the flip side do everything in ones powers to outlaw abortions.

When someone asks how do you make fudge, and no chocolate is needed .... its wrong!

Anyone who says gay marriage is wrong seriously needs to get a life outside of the church.

ughh who gives a shit!! hell i dont wanna be married an im strait!! if two people want to? fuck it let'em it aint nonna my business an i dont drink or hang out with them so go friggin crazy!! now excuse me while i got hit on my neighbor who just moved in shes friggin NOICEEE!

Those 20 reasons are pretty gay.

Best post in this thread. I always learn something new when I read ASM's posts. Keep the good stuff going, man!:thumbsup :thumbsup

male/male sexual contact is still the leading the spread of HIV
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/surveillance/basic.htm

It shouldn't really be any surprise that gay men are leading cause. And that's not bashing gay men, it's just the average male mentality.

im all for gay marriage, just because someone likes to take it up the ass doesnt mean they should get fucked by the IRS too

very funny and very sad at the same time
unfortunaly too many people oppose gay marriage for these reasons and refuse to see how absurd they are

Have you been reading Karl Marx?