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BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:21 AM
As much as it fucking pisses me off to say this....
 
Ok, so I just watched Mission Impossible III last night.

And even though he's a freak to the 3rd degree, a brainwashed idiot, a big headed alien worshiping jackass, AND is 44 years old (almost old enough to be my father):

Tom Cruise is still hot as all get out! LAWDS MERCY!

I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:22 AM

gangbangjoe 11-05-2006 08:26 AM
sorry but someone has to tell you...
















i think you are a bit....











homosexual maybe?

CuriousToyBoy 11-05-2006 08:27 AM
Barbara Striesand ?

Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

JP as Bette Midler then?

He he he he he

;-)

Dirty Dane 11-05-2006 08:29 AM
He can get anyone and everything. I think thats why people hate him :)

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 11246588)
sorry but someone has to tell you...
i think you are a bit....
homosexual maybe?

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?


:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:33 AM
Memory all alone in the moooonlight....

gangbangjoe 11-05-2006 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246619)

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?


:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme


yes



eight charas

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 11246590)
Barbara Striesand ?

Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

JP as Bette Midler then?

He he he he he

;-)
Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand? :Oh crap

Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!

CuriousToyBoy 11-05-2006 08:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246619)

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?


:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme
NO JP, you were WAY gay LONG before the Barbara lookalike fantasies.

Relax, it's all good.

:winkwink: :1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-05-2006 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246619)

Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?
Tranny looking, but not gay .....

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i19515_babs.jpg


.

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:37 AM
Watch out Harlan, your Barbara Streisand days are numbered!

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CuriousToyBoy 11-05-2006 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246633)
Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand? :Oh crap

Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!
Cut it ?

I just thought he was wearing it up these days ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

psili 11-05-2006 08:41 AM
Are you Dan Savage?

I saw a pic of Dan on Wickipedia and I thought it resembled you pretty close.

Just curious.... *shrug*

rodney25 11-05-2006 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246563)


I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!
Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 08:46 AM

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!

MaddCaz 11-05-2006 08:47 AM
you think he had surgery?

mardigras 11-05-2006 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rodney25 (Post 11246682)
Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?
LOL, If I were going to pick a mature female gay icon to be transformed into it would have to be Cher or Kate Pierson:upsidedow

mardigras 11-05-2006 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaddCaz (Post 11246696)
you think he had surgery?
I doubt it, he's always had baby face smooth skin.

OG LennyT 11-05-2006 09:36 AM
I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

(nobody will know because he's still in the closet)

gooddomains 11-05-2006 09:37 AM
he sure is in good shape

stickyfingerz 11-05-2006 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11246643)
Tranny looking, but not gay .....

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i19515_babs.jpg


.
http://programming.rusnet.org.ru/Alf/1.jpg

CuriousToyBoy 11-05-2006 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 11247071)
I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

(nobody will know because he's still in the closet)
R. Kelly and his gun will fix that !

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Klen 11-05-2006 09:46 AM
Speaking about mission impossible movie,tom cruise is good but scenario totaly suck.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-05-2006 09:51 AM
id do barbra

AliGbone 11-05-2006 10:38 AM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...ouch-42392.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 11-05-2006 10:43 AM
http://www.frenchbenj.com/blog/IMG/T...ills_Oprah.gif

E$_manager 11-05-2006 10:45 AM
He is very short and that makes me funny when he is fighting for good with a beauty on heels.:)

Brujah 11-05-2006 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11247453)
GIRL FIGHT!

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 11247477)
GIRL FIGHT!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tehHinjew 11-05-2006 12:11 PM
Is the movie still worth watching?

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tehHinjew (Post 11247954)
Is the movie still worth watching?
Lots of action in it, a thexy Tom Cruise, it's worth watching even though the plot and story line sucked (in a bad way).

Minte 11-05-2006 12:20 PM
If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.

I watched MI3 last night too,and I liked it..with the exception of where they blew up the Lamborghini. :(

starpimps 11-05-2006 12:35 PM
boy alley didnt you know...tom is an alien from planet zordon..he can control how he ages

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minte (Post 11248001)
If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.
A Young Republican?!?!?!? Cripe Mighty!

:helpme :error :helpme :error :helpme :error :helpme

seeric 11-05-2006 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246692)

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!
i think that you can pul it off.

CaptainHowdy 11-05-2006 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11246692)

See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

CaptainHowdy 11-05-2006 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11247091)
Too funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !

BoyAlley 11-05-2006 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11248183)
Too funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !
My nose is bigger than my penis. :Oh crap


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