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Ginger-girliebank 11-04-2006 10:19 PM

Titty bar, ethical or not?
 
Okay, so I went to the tittie bar today. Not exactly what you want to tell momma. And yet, it felt just like home. The cheap victoria secrets vanilla scent that hung in the dressing room with the cigarette fumes. And of course the nice racks prancing the floor. Log in at the dj booth to the nice chocolate brother who welcomes the new boobies.
And I should confess my sins and beg for cleansing and yet it was fabulous. The audience was pleasant and friendly and melted at the lilt of my voice. A natural exhibitionist I pranced on stage, flung around the pole and whalaa. Dollars, dollars, dollars. Nothing can compare to the bliss of instant cash. And a nice ego boost from the friendly by-standers. After contributing a back rub to a customer I made a quick two-hundred and was ready to depart.
Pushing the day job 6-3 is great and all, but what is really wrong with women peedling their wares in a respectful, flirtatious and invigorating way? Of course; due to the seriousnes of the day job I must wear a wig and disguise my apprearance, tragic. Why must women hide flirtation, it's healthy and natural for women to be looked at, nothing beyond this ever transpires in the confines of a club - so why then the stigma? Why the fear, the hatred and the loathing among the working women that compose america? It could be worse - they could be bartending and hooking out the back [actually discovered this to be true at a bar] where - as the dancers are more like prissy little fu-fu girls that wanna tease with out providing the satisfaction.

So holler back. Lemme know what you think about this, q/ comments from the peanut gallery of america.

Evil1 11-04-2006 10:22 PM

we're going to need a pic of the titties before anyone will comment

Juicy D. Links 11-04-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 11243877)
we're going to need a pic of the titties before anyone will comment


agreed :pimp :pimp :pimp

Juicy D. Links 11-04-2006 10:25 PM

also any erotic naked poses if you have em

DBS.US 11-04-2006 10:26 PM

What club did you go to? I grew up in OC.

ungratefulninja 11-04-2006 10:39 PM

Every stripper I've ever known has been fucking crazy.

Don't get me wrong.. fun group of people.. but nuts. And I'm even related to one.

So how about those pics ?

MaddCaz 11-04-2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 11243877)
we're going to need a pic of the titties before anyone will comment

:1orglaugh

aico 11-04-2006 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11243891)
also any erotic naked poses if you have em

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Panties around the knees if you got those too.

mikeyddddd 11-04-2006 10:43 PM

Of course it's ethical.

Now make 30 posts and post those pics or just put one in your sig for now.

mikeyddddd 11-04-2006 10:44 PM

And make it snappy.

Blingbaby 11-04-2006 10:57 PM

I think it has something to do with the fact you charge money for this..

Cash 11-04-2006 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 11243877)
we're going to need a pic of the titties before anyone will comment

http://www.oliepeil.nl/Colin_Edwards_titty_bar.jpg
http://www.mcnews.com.au/motorcycler...ls/index.htm#4
:thumbsup

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-04-2006 11:35 PM

the world needs to take a serious step back and revalue the values of moral ethic. people should question just where the root of what is considered inappropriate, or what exatly is right and wrong, came from. alot of the highest held moral values of today, are based on religious teaching from an obsolete church which the majority of us have shunned. we aren't living in the middle ages anymore. i'm not sure if you believe in god or not, but for the sake of my point i'll assume you don't. i'd say the generation we live in now here in north america has given up on the true belief in god. once you no longer truely believe in god, do you really need to adhere to so strictly to the chruch's restrictions? no. alot of people who give up on god feel a guilt, like they need to be ultra-holy in some christian-sense, causing themselves to live what they consider to be the supermoral lifestyle. they live as finely as they can by doing what is generally considered "right". what we see as right is the direct influence of hundreds and hundreds of years of christian teaching. if you think deeply enough on it, you will know what is trly right for you. if you like to dance, enjoy the money, enjoy the work, and the people, what is wrong in that? absolutely nothing...

fr0gman 11-04-2006 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ungratefulninja (Post 11243957)
Every stripper I've ever known has been fucking crazy.

Don't get me wrong.. fun group of people.. but nuts. And I'm even related to one.

So how about those pics ?

Damnit! That was what I was going to write....

In over 11 years of working in the strip club business from Flroida to California I can honestly say that I have yet to meet a sane stripper...

Monique Niccole 11-05-2006 12:02 AM

You're asking us about ethics? I'm surprised I'm not at a strip club right now.

Kimo 11-05-2006 12:20 AM

titties and beer

mikeyddddd 11-05-2006 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 11244434)
titties and beer

:winkwink: The best way to serve beer.... (pix)

Mr. Marks 11-05-2006 01:45 AM

I will need titties in my mouth before I can deliberate on such an epistemologically challenging philosophical question.

2HousePlague 11-05-2006 01:49 AM

That post was so not written by a woman.



2hp

hydro 11-05-2006 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by fr0gman (Post 11244258)
Damnit! That was what I was going to write....

In over 11 years of working in the strip club business from Flroida to California I can honestly say that I have yet to meet a sane stripper...

lmao my uncle said the same, he's owned a club for just under 8 years now and said if I ever meet a stripper I need to run asap cause its simply not worth the time to fuck em.

L-Pink 11-05-2006 02:33 AM

Aren't most just working their way thru college?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-05-2006 05:05 AM

i've known a few peelers who were actually pretty normal, aside from snorting a mass amout of blow and taking their clothes off for total strangers. but i don't find either of those particularly out of the ordinary...

rodney25 11-05-2006 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11244449)

lol That was nice. :thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 11-05-2006 09:41 AM

Our society is still obsessed with sex. If we could just reconcile sex as a normal thing, the stigma would be gone.

DaddyHalbucks 11-05-2006 09:46 AM

Oh, and one more thing...

http://www.tminus42.com/misc/titscmon.gif

:winkwink:

ImLost 11-05-2006 10:00 AM

boobs are nice

E$_manager 11-05-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11244449)

This is so nice!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-05-2006 12:20 PM

wtf, I am not even gonna read this thread.........

fr0gman 11-06-2006 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by hydro (Post 11244843)
lmao my uncle said the same, he's owned a club for just under 8 years now and said if I ever meet a stripper I need to run asap cause its simply not worth the time to fuck em.

FACT: Strippers are too expensive to fuck.

They are financially expensive as they have a warped perspective on how the rest of the world earns a living and they are trained to take money from men so be prepared to be treated like a walking ATM.

They are emotionally expensive because ALL of them are damaged on some level so be prepared to be Dr. Phil.

They are socially expensive because you really can't take them home for Christmas or to a meeting with a client; unless your Mom and all your clients are strippers too and in that case your stripper girlfriend will instantly hate them based on stripper-2-stripper polarity.

In short: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STRIPPERS

Rochard 11-06-2006 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fr0gman (Post 11251724)
FACT: Strippers are too expensive to fuck.

They are financially expensive as they have a warped perspective on how the rest of the world earns a living and they are trained to take money from men so be prepared to be treated like a walking ATM.

They are emotionally expensive because ALL of them are damaged on some level so be prepared to be Dr. Phil.

They are socially expensive because you really can't take them home for Christmas or to a meeting with a client; unless your Mom and all your clients are strippers too and in that case your stripper girlfriend will instantly hate them based on stripper-2-stripper polarity.

In short: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STRIPPERS

Whatever....

How's this for luck.... My very first time I went to a strip club, age 18, in the Marines, I met a stripper named.... Lisa. Six months later Lisa and I were married.

Not expensive at all my friend.

After Shock Media 11-06-2006 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11251756)
Whatever....

How's this for luck.... My very first time I went to a strip club, age 18, in the Marines, I met a stripper named.... Lisa. Six months later Lisa and I were married.

Not expensive at all my friend.

Still married to her?
Hell even if you are the overall price compared to the times that the oh ha game was played may be on the expensive side. :winkwink:

PussyTeenies 11-06-2006 01:03 AM

no problem with a titty bar .. until your drunk and the woman who's tits you have in your face says your name and you reply with mom???

fr0gman 11-06-2006 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11251756)
Whatever....

How's this for luck.... My very first time I went to a strip club, age 18, in the Marines, I met a stripper named.... Lisa. Six months later Lisa and I were married.

Not expensive at all my friend.

Even a blind squirrel can find an acorn every now and then...

thunder99 11-06-2006 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fr0gman (Post 11252270)
Even a blind squirrel can find an acorn every now and then...

Beautifully put, I must remember that one.


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