Daily joke
 

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

To bad that i don't know jockes

Lol, very nice one....

Lol, funny joke

My dentist is very good too)))

Thats not that funny.

What do you mean, jockes? :(

hahahahahahahaha

heh that gave me a chuckle

hehe :)

That was vy funny!Ha! Thank you!

:1orglaugh

Funny joke.

not bad not bad:winkwink:

lol funny

lol funny indeed

haha that was very funny to me... the dentist injected anesthesia?

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!Funny!! :smokin :pimp :stoned :pimp

ha-ha
funny one)

bahahaha thats fucking hilarious!

Heh heh that was kinda funny

hehe.. nice one

hehehe funny.

I don't get it..


not but seriously, that wasn't funny..

goldie oldie :)

She was so rude. :1orglaugh

funny one.... hehehehe

Dear Dierdre

This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper...!!

I am a sailor in the merchant navy.

My parents live in Torry, Aberdeen and one of my sisters, is married
to a guy from England .
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack
cocaine and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes..

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
in 1994, the other currently being held in Craiginches on-remand
centre on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel; however, her
time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute it would at least get them off the
streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this:

I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her.





Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being English?

:1orglaugh

nice and funny :-))

cool joke :))

lol...........

lol...funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh