Hens: Do you check out guys' crotches?
 

Seriously - it is starting to make me paranoid, the number of times I catch a woman "looking down" when I talk to them, and I can't tell if it's because my fly is open, or if I have a bulge, mayby my pant fronts need ironing - I just don't know.

Do a lot of women look down at the crotch to see what is doing, the way guys check out a woman's breasts? Do you do it as regularly?

Now you know how some women feel when men stare at their chest when talking to them.

lol @ hens

we do check out how high they pull up or wear their jeans. It's a sign of how big the package may be. I saw a guy pulling out "stuffing" about 2 weeks ago outside of Publix.

I'm confused. Please elaborate.

the higher you hike your pants, the small your package, you pull them up to give it the "filled out" look... when inreality you're about as big as a rabbit turd

Could not have put it better myself!

OMG :helpme :1orglaugh

and you know this, how?

i'm the only male in a house of 5, which consists of 3 girls, that knows what their "pee pee" is for, let alone this type of shit...

you live with a hermaphrodite? and I didn't understand the rest either. :error

3 girls, 2 boys, 1 buy is under 5 years old, the 3 girls are 20+, i get caught in conversations like that...

ummm nahhhh

this is lame

what the hell is a hen