ANAL HOBBIT - how do I get into the Playboy Mansion party?
 

Dear Anal Hobbit,

Since I have joined GFY, you have taught me how to bang hookers for free, shoot content with equipment I could never affort, get cheap and free meals at Internext, and many other valuable things. Right now, I am searching for an invite to the Playboy Mansion, and unfortunately I don't have enough traffic to send 100 joins to a sponsor.

So at this point, I have decided that I will do just about anything for an invite. I tried offering free programming and services to webmasters, but that has not worked. I even tried offering deep tissue massages and baked cookies, but that, also, did not work. I figured that if anyone knows how to finagle an invite, it would be you.

Any tips you and advice would be greatly appreciated from you. Thank you for your time.

Hahaha, I can't wait to see his reply to this one!

He will see this one through for sure :)

that's what i'm thinking!

if anyone can help me out with this, it's Anal Hobbit! i would trust that guy with my kids for the weekend (if i had kids)

the reply should be good :)

I saw he was selling his playboy passes on ebay..

Doesnt seem like he has a problem getting passes..

Then to sell.

Photoshop a badge and hop the fence,

i'm kind of trying not to get arrested with this, but hopping the fence is a solid idea

You want in??

Just name drop at the show..

Say you work with so and so program.

Or you are so and so's brother...

Or you are the silent owner of xyz program.

Its quite easy.

This is childs play.

spoken like a champ.

so this is going to be my first show. do you have any advice on who to name drop to? i am guessing that the sponsors of the party are the only ones with the passes still.

i'm hoping this works. thanks for the advice!

I like to use the name "Boneprone" and do that fagget BP4L handsign shit..

Works everytime..

But maybe thats why he wants to kill me..

Not sure..

But I welcome you to do so.

Why would you need to do both?

just for the hell of it?

I wrote that down so I don't forget.

I heard you are selling passes. Maybe that is the easiest way for me to get in? How do I get in touch with you about that?

p.s. A lot of GFY members give out good advice, but when it comes to the bottom line, Anal Hobbit really comes through with tips to help you make/save cash. That shit about siphonong? Money in the bank!

:thumbsup !!

Make you a deal. Send me ten joins and you're my guest.

WOW................The Gods have spoken:pimp

Hold on let me contact 10 of my closest friends :winkwink: :1orglaugh

This thread made my day after having a rough couple.... it even brung out the Lensman!

WOW, wasn't expecting to hear from Lensman! Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!

I was really stoked when I noticed that you guys were doing the 20 joins for an invite contest and I sent some traffic to a site that I made to promote your sites. I couldn't get it to convert for the life of me with highly targeted traffic (almost all search engine).

If you or anyone else over at your program has a couple minutes to give me some pointers (via ICQ 199791893 or let me know where I can email you with my info) I would love to pump my site with traffic to make those ten joins you mentioned. Obviously, there is something wrong with the way that I am marketing your product if my visitors are not converting, and any pointers would be really helpful.

I hope no one got the wrong idea with this thread... Trust me, I DO understand that this is a business event, and I do understand that there is no reason for a sponsor to have me out on their dime unless I can make them some money (which justifies the join requirements), but what about the guy like myself who is relatively a newbie and just needs a little guidance which he will repay by being loyal and working his ass off for an sponsor for years to come?

Anyway, I would love to hear from you with a couple tips on my site, but I do understand you are extremely busy, so regardless I'll try to make those ten joins :) I assume I only have a couple days, so I'll let you know!

Thanks again to everyone for their input in this thread!

Happy this thread could lighten things up a little. Hope things get better!

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Cool. Didn't know that one can just ask the Anal Hobbit here and he appears. This turns GFY into something like the Genie's lamp.