Is there a bot proof 3rd party counter?
 

I'm thinking that it would be possible to code a 3rd party counter (javascript based) -- that would really piss off a bot... Seems to me like there's got to be some kind of javascript test you could do that would piss off the bot... like maybe calculate pi or something queer like that. It seems like a bot would be too lazy to calculate pi.

Hehehe funny shit but I'm being totally serious.