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Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:21 AM

MAKE $3,000.00 A DAY LADIES: ANAL HOBBIT'S TIP OF THE YEAR! (an important must read)
 
Its that time again..... Time for another money making tip from the Anal Hobbit.

This one may be the best EVER......

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:22 AM

What if I gave you a way to make up to $3,000.00?? And No sex was required??

Intrested?????

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:23 AM

Well today is your lucky day!! Today the Anal Hobbit is bearing gifts.. The gift of knowledge.

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:24 AM

IM not shitting you. You can make up to $3,000.00 a day EASY.....

And men, you can network this into making you Tens of Thousands per day.

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Babaganoosh 11-02-2006 11:29 AM

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wjxxx 11-02-2006 11:31 AM

It will be good

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Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:32 AM

Im gunna get a lot of heat for this. Even death threats..

But its such easy fucking money, and I think I should share...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:33 AM

It took me 8 months to shake all the pimps and whores wanting to kill me after my last "how to get free hookers" post... (see sig)

Im not sure this is worth it to post this one. Its way way way worse.

But fuck, there is sooooooo much money to be made with it.

I may just hire some gals to do this for me.

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:34 AM

Ok.. Here we go....

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:35 AM

This requires little investment. Just time...

And a trip to goodwill... And a flower shop... And a printer...

Dildozer 11-02-2006 11:36 AM

GO ANAL HOBBIT! Show us the way!

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:44 AM

This has been PROOVEN to make money. ITs GAUREEENTEED...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:46 AM

First scout out the best stoplight intersections, freeway exit ramps, where ever you see the homeless guys begging for cash..

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:47 AM

Set up camp...................

martinsc 11-02-2006 11:49 AM

go hobbit, go....

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:53 AM

But do this and do this as I say.. And you will make THOUSANDS..


Go to Goodwill or any 2nd hand store. Pick up a newer version of any US Army, Marines, or Navy Uniform.

Go to google images, and print up some face shots and famly shots of some random dude.. Make sure you have at least one pic of a dude in his miltary garb. And some of some guy being happy with his wife (who looks like you) and some random stupid kids. Babies are best.

Frame all the pics...

Go to the Floral shop, get a few dozen flowers..

Go to wallmart and buy some US flags..

Set up shop..

Make signs.. Get creative..

Really milk the fact that you are a widow, your husband just died in Iraq for his country, you are broke and you have kids.

Again Babies are best.

-Really look sad.
- But dont look homeless.

Have a friend come by every 2 hours to take your cash from you to deposit in your checking account.

The cash will add up fast, and you dont want to have hundreds on you as you stand out on the curb.. You will need someone to skim your cash and put it in the bank for you every TWO hours...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:54 AM

But do this and do this as I say.. And you will make THOUSANDS..


Go to Goodwill or any 2nd hand store. Pick up a newer version of any US Army, Marines, or Navy Uniform.

Go to google images, and print up some face shots and famly shots of some random dude.. Make sure you have at least one pic of a dude in his miltary garb. And some of some guy being happy with his wife (who looks like you) and some random stupid kids. Babies are best.

Frame all the pics...

Go to the Floral shop, get a few dozen flowers..

Go to wallmart and buy some US flags..

Set up shop..

Make signs.. Get creative..

Really milk the fact that you are a widow, your husband just died in Iraq for his country, you are broke and you have kids.

Again Babies are best.

-Really look sad.
- But dont look homeless.

Have a friend come by every 2 hours to take your cash from you to deposit in your checking account.

The cash will add up fast, and you dont want to have hundreds on you as you stand out on the curb.. You will need someone to skim your cash and put it in the bank for you every TWO hours...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 11:59 AM

The money will be pooring in..

I assure you.......

People will be handing you $5's, 10's, $20's, even more... By the boat load....

The more creative you are with your little memorial or begging stand the more you will make.

And remember, just like with any Real-estate investment, loction is key. Location location location.

DarkJedi 11-02-2006 12:00 PM

Good tip.

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 12:00 PM

And whats best is, its CASH....... TAX FREE COLD HARD CASH...

Money could never be made any easier.

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 12:01 PM

Everyone, I mean EVERYONE has sympathy for a wife who's husband was a fallen soldier....Especially if you have BABIES!

I dont care if you are for or agaisnt the war..

Anyone with a heart would feel for you if you make your stand right.

You will be banking in HUGE BUCKS for months to come..

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 12:02 PM

And whats best is, this does not require sex!!

So no disease risk like I know many of you whores here at GFY risk yourself to everyday.

boneprone 11-02-2006 12:07 PM

The thread should be locked and the Anal Hobbit banned.

boneprone 11-02-2006 12:08 PM

Tasteless..........

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2006 12:15 PM

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Doctor Dre 11-02-2006 12:22 PM

Ownage ;) Props to you boneprone... hrmmm I mean anal hobbit

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-02-2006 12:34 PM

LOL : D approved :thumbsup

King Adam 11-02-2006 12:37 PM

It sounds like a great way to make money .... but money isn't that important. Charma will catch up to anyone that does this.

But for you people without souls ... this is truly a genius idea.

one eight 11-02-2006 01:11 PM

thread of the year.

Having real crying kids at hand could maximize profits.

:helpme :pimp

Vince Russo 11-02-2006 01:39 PM

King Adam,

Without Souls??

WTF???

Whats worse.. A girl taking a cock up the Ass on film for money, or a girl on the corner doing this Anal Hobbit tip??

Id say its no worse than porn.

Not sure where you can judge being in porn.

boneprone 11-02-2006 04:54 PM

You realize our Country is still at War right?

Juicy D. Links 11-02-2006 04:55 PM

omggg lolllll Hobbit should be castrated

xNetworx 11-02-2006 05:02 PM

Great way to ruin your Karma :2 cents:

StickyGreen 11-02-2006 05:13 PM

my friend here says that there is no way this scam would even work and no one in their right mind would give some broad money sitting on the corner... they know that widows of military men are somewhat taken care of...

RayBonga 11-02-2006 05:15 PM

Tasteless indeed

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 11225686)
my friend here says that there is no way this scam would even work and no one in their right mind would give some broad money sitting on the corner... they know that widows of military men are somewhat taken care of...

Lol.. Your friend huh??

What is he? Some kind of expert?? Knows all??

Tell him he is a heartless bitch if seeing a widow of the Iraq war doesnt push his buttons.

What is he? Arab?

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 11225703)
Tasteless indeed


Do you work in porn??

Taseless........

StickyGreen 11-02-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11225774)
Lol.. Your friend huh??

What is he? Some kind of expert?? Knows all??

Tell him he is a heartless bitch if seeing a widow of the Iraq war doesnt push his buttons.

What is he? Arab?

it doesn't matter what he is, he's right...that shit would never work no one is that stupid...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 11225795)
it doesn't matter what he is, he's right...that shit would never work no one is that stupid...

You realize that people give the "Will Work For Food" people at the street corners money right??

And the old drunks with the American Flags with legs blown off claiming they fought in NAM, war vets make bank out there right??

SO you are saying a woman out there with a well done presentation with flags, pics, and uniform, askign for help would be ignored by the typical American driving by??

You my friend are a fool.

StickyGreen 11-02-2006 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11225871)
You realize that people give the "Will Work For Food" people at the street corners money right??

And the old drunks with the American Flags with legs blown off claiming they fought in NAM, war vets make bank out there right??

SO you are saying a woman out there with a well done presentation with flags, pics, and uniform, askign for help would be ignored by the typical American driving by??

You my friend are a fool.

lol ok bp...go hit up the corner and let me know how it works. oh wait that's right, this is already PROVEN to work right? lmao...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:43 PM

This is a fact Jack...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:52 PM

I personally know a local escort here who made 2400.00 over the weekend..

And her setup wasnt even close to how Im telling you guys to do it.

marketsmart 11-02-2006 05:53 PM

yeah i guess that would work...

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 11226105)
yeah i guess that would work...

You guess??????

I bet it makes more than your program....

StickyGreen 11-02-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11226087)
I personally know a local escort here who made 2400.00 over the weekend..

And her setup wasnt even close to how Im telling you guys to do it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dullspace 11-02-2006 06:01 PM

;-) x

Anal Hobbit 11-02-2006 06:18 PM

After you master making money with this, Ill teach you how to take this to the next level..

TV, Local news, setting up funds at banks, etc..

woj 11-02-2006 06:22 PM

brilliant :thumbsup


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