I'm about half drunk. Ask me anything.
 

I'll answer anything until I get bored or pass out. Shouldn't be too much longer on either one of those. :)

passed out yet?

No.




Next question.

what is your opinion on squishypimp ? :thumbsup

I would like to see him tied to a stake in the center of my trailer park and burned alive.

would you rather have a van damme or segal dvd boxset and why?

Can you give me some money?

No.


I can help you make some though.

Well actually I can give you some.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=671811

What did you drink?

Umm neither.


But if I HAD to choose I'd say Segal as long as Under Siege was in the box.

Van Damme made one good movie I think but damned if I can remember what it's called.

Johnny Walker Black and a little beer.

if someone wanted to become your friend, how would they go about it? :)

If ever you were dumped for 3 times at the same time what will you do? commit suicide or just forget about it?

Pay me. Alot.


OR



Stop posting in every fucking thread.

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outsourced monkeys again

Question:

Would you piss on him to put him out?

I'd learn proper English grammar and then I could date better chicks, and thus be less likely to get dumped for a Croation taxi driver.

No.......

How much for your short ICQ?

That would be a lot of piss :winkwink: I'd piss out the fire, be dumbfounded by what just happened, and run to the nearest renal specialist. :helpme :helpme

5 grand...

LOL at renal specialist

Can i have sex with your ass

I have to run outside to the barn and see if he's cool with it, but prolly yeah.

Boy Alley had him all last weekend so he may need a refractory period.


Dunno.

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